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Vox won. Vox owns Heaven and Hell. Vox is a God.
Vox is miserable.
Or, Vox won the war and has everything he wants - impossible wealth, unlimited power, Alastor tied with a bow - but he is still miserable and the only recourse is to go back to his younger self and cut out this horrible, sick, obsessive rot.
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“Breaking News! The Annual Extermination has been done away with and replaced with completely random slaughter!”
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Vox and Alastor are forced to rely on one another after a surprise extermination catches them unawares.
This is fine.
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the human condition (is misery) by fais_do_do
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
17 Oct 2024
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Lucifer has never healed a sinner before.
It showed.
It really, really showed.
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Lucifer overachieves and is left with the consequences: guarding the life of a very human Alastor. As Lucifer seeks a way to reverse the transformation, Alastor teaches him a thing or two about being human. It would be fine, probably - maybe even enlightening, if the guy wasn’t such an insufferable bastard.
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- Part 1 of The Human Condition
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guilty as charged (but damn, it ain’t right) by fais_do_do
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
22 Oct 2022
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This really was not how they had wanted to announce their relationship - beaten, bloodied and fresh from a jail cell.
Or, Steve and Eddie deal with the aftermath of one night in late September and no one lets them do it alone.
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Agustín would never be able to express how grateful, how desperately grateful he was for Bruno and what he had chosen to do for his daughter.
Or, Bruno sleeps, Mirabel confides in her father, and Agustín realizes a conversation between himself and his cuñado is long overdue.
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The Human Condition by fais_do_do
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
17 Oct 2024
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Mellon Chronicles Series - COMPLETE by mellon_chronicles
Fandom Lord of the Rings - Fandom, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
08 Jan 2015
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MY PURPOSE , now complete, is to archive the epic series the Mellon Chronicles for readers to continue to enjoy. I do not claim authorship or ownership of any work in the Mellon Chronicles - that belongs to Cassia and Siobhan, and to Tolkien.
As readers may be aware, the original site at which the Chronicles were archived (aragorn-legolas.5u.com) has ceased to exist. I retrieved the all the stories from the online web archive Wayback Machine but I am unsure how much longer they will be available there either. So I am planning on re-posting them all here, in an effort to prevent them from disappearing from the internet altogether. There may be other sites where the works are also archived, but I could not find any from Googling.
In the series, you can find all of the stories in chronological order (that is to say, the order in which they appear in their entirety, not the order in which they were written).
If you appreciate being able to read the Mellon Chronicles here and, like me, do not want them to be lost, please comment and let me know. Thank you to everyone who has already done so, it makes me very happy to know that I'm not the only person who still remembers and enjoys these stories :)
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20 Jun 2026
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“We missed you, you big baby,” she says, and Alastor laughs wetly, muffled. “You got a lot of explaining to do, but hell, you’re still one of us.”
“Frankly,” Vox says, “if you actually tried to leave, I would lock you up in the basement.”
Valentino sighs affectionately, squeezing Alastor’s hand. “He doesn’t mean that.”
“I very much mean that.”
Alastor wants to say something along the lines of “I would be offended by anything less,” but when he tries to speak, all that comes out, horrifyingly, is a crackly sob. But it just makes Vox’s arms tighten around him, so, whatever. There are worse things.
Or: In a softer timeline, Alastor comes home to the Vees when his seven year sabbatical is up.
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04 Jun 2026
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Alastor doesn’t pull his hand away, in spite of how he’d very much like to.
Typically—this is a game reserved for a disgusting pig of a white man that he’s been stalking for a few weeks now, at the bare minimum. Perhaps a few months, even. He’s not certain this one qualifies yet to be on the main list, but he does tick all of the preliminary boxes. He’d make for terrible prey, though, Alastor sadly notes. A high profile white man from New York that has come down to specifically chase after him? No, no, that won’t do. He can’t kill this man. It would fall back onto him immediately.
Buuuut, he is still having a bit of fun, laying out a few honey traps here and there, for whatever reason. Just in case.
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1930s Human AU. Newscastor (and CBS Executive) Vincent goes to New Orleans to scout some new talent. He gets a lot more than either of them bargain for in a particular small-time radio host.
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- Part 1 of Rot Next To You
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21 May 2026
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Enemy, apprentice, friend. Associate is too clinical, lover sounds too personal, partner too enduring. Confidante? Comrade? Companion?
There is no word for what Levi is, to him. What do you call an equal other than an equal?
A counterpart, Erwin thinks.
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from ACWNR to fall of Wall Maria
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- Part 1 of counterpart
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21 May 2026
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“Do you hate me, Husker?”
“Of course I fucking hate you.”
“Yet, you also care for me.”
“For what it’s worth, sometimes I wish I didn’t.”
“...I must admit that I do not understand.”
“I’m surprised that you would admit that, boss.”Series
- Part 1 of The Cat, the Deer, and the Hotel
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21 May 2026