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    A night out at the Kingfisher during a team roadtrip to New York leaves Ilya cursed with a truth spell. Worried this will ruin everything for Ilya and Shane and their very secret relationship, Ilya scrambles to break the curse before saying anything he can't take back.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    In which I put Hollanov into SituationsTM as if they were living in a procedural TV show land like Criminal Minds, The Rookie, Castle or Bones. Where, yes, hockey players attract a lot of trouble and then sort of end up solving crimes to save each other’s lives.

    ✨ Long live the power of looooooove and crazy shenanigans ✨

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    27 Apr 2026

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    1)✅ what’s gonna be left of the world (if you’re not in it)
    2)✅ cross your thoughtless heart
    3)✅ it’s the terror of knowing what this world is about
    4)✅ this whole damn world can fall apart
    5) 11/15 🔔 hold me tight (or don’t)

  3. Rec 21

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    “Shane, what the fuck!?” The voice exclaimed again.

    “There are two of you!” Hollander cried.

    The fucking dog still had not stopped barking.

    Ilya turned towards the voice, and felt his eyes bulge, and his heart stop because that was his own face he was staring at.

    He suddenly could not remember how to breathe, and as the blood flow to his brain faltered and he slowly lost consciousness, Ilya kept his eyes rooted to Hollander’s shocked face.

    ..........

    A few weeks after Hollander strangely disappeared from their lab, leaving no traces behind, and Ilya was contemplating the benefits of setting the world on fire, and then himself, Pike cornered him in his office and offered him a different solution.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    When Ilya tells Cliff that “Montreal Jane” is Shane Hollander, Cliff thinks he finally has a sense of what’s really going on.

    Ilya thinks Cliff probably needs to get his head checked.

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    10 Jun 2026