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  1. Rec 44

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    Terence finds Red as a hatchling, and decides that he’s his now.

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    16 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 31

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    Taking an early leave from military work is virtually impossible if you want to make quite literally anything out of yourself in the future, but taking an early leave from active war? There’s only two kinds of those, and Technoblade wasn’t looking to be anybody's Old Yeller. But Techno’s pretty sure his current, undocumented, never-before-seen plan of successfully escaping your own side of the war is one for the books.

    Alien abduction, most likely, is a strategy not many have refined. He hadn’t really planned on being the first to try either, but revolution waits for no man.

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    Technoblade is yoinked from a human space-war and placed on a foreign planet. Oh, and Technoblade has gone and domesticated the wolf-like predatory alien species. Well, ok, maybe the captors had a fair interest. His psyche is getting a little strange with the years of social deprivation being stacked onto genuine wilderness survival and total isolation but yay space doggies! He gains a reputation and a son along the way to his well deserved retirement.

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    15 Jul 2026

  3. Rec 54

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    By the time the first unwelcome, obnoxiously polished boot hit the main street, Dream was still perched on the rooftop, chin propped up in one hand, wings folded, with one leg dangling over the edge. He didn’t bother standing.

    “Heroes!” Dream called down with fake warmth as he peered at the newcomers with sharp eyes. “Captain, Architect, King."

    “You’re about… three blocks into my district.” Dream continued, holding up three fingers as if he was explaining counting to a baby. “Which means you’re either incredibly, unbelievably lost, or you’re here to ruin my morning.” He flashed a toothed grin.

    “So before we waste everyone’s time, you can all turn around,” His hand morphed into a single fingered twirl, “and walk right back out.”

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    Supervillain Dream, with the power of fear, has his morning ruined by three annoying heroes, which may or may not be way in over their heads. Otherwise known as my take on a villain centric story.

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    11 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    SMii7y is in contact with Daukey who tells him something frightening...

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    10 Jul 2026

  5. Rec 35

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    Well, I say "her hand," but maybe it's his hand. Or some other pronoun I don't have a word for. They might have seventeen biological sexes, for all I know. Or none. No one ever talks about the really hard parts of first contact with intelligent alien life: pronouns. I'm going to go with "she" for now, because it just seems rude to call a thinking being "it".

    [what if you wake up in space and for the first time in your life you're free from the gender panopticon so you assign your new alien best friend the objectively best gendered pronouns. which are not your pronouns. and then your new alien best friend asks hey, what's up with that?]

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    02 Jul 2026