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a second skin by ewwitsepf
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types
24 Jun 2026
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Bruce Wayne: full-time CEO, hacker, father. He spends his days - and nights - protecting his life, livelihood, and family from extortion and other dangers. And there’s somebody out there kidnapping civilians off the street. Not just in Gotham, but in Metropolis too. Now Bruce has to save the two cities and stop the plan before everything goes up in flames. Unfortunately he's just become a seal babysitter. Make that four full-time jobs.
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In the background a sound that was not quite normal for the beach was starting to grow louder with every step he made. It was a rhythmic thumping sound. As if someone was slapping an item made of rubber repeatedly against the ground. Bruce was too engrossed in the music to pay attention however.
He had just made it to the second tempo change when the sound from the outside world finally caught his attention. There on his beach, in his cove was a ginormous seal, flopping back and forth in what could only be described as “pacing.”
Bruce froze, “Well damn.” -
say what you want to, but i know you all too well by ewwitsepf
Fandoms: DCU, Teen Titans - All Media Types
16 Nov 2025
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A DIRECT SEQUAL TO "like father, like son"
The Graysons' family planning in action.
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Dick really fell for an alien like his dad, didn't he?
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yes, i wanna be your boy at the end of the day by ewwitsepf
Fandom DCU, Teen Titans - All Media Types
16 Nov 2025
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a series of not-always-linear dickkory oneshots. snapshots into their lives.
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leave no trace by Ferox
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), DCU
10 Jul 2026
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For Superbat Week 2024: Day 6 Firefighter Clark & Dr. Bruce.
Clark Kent has been Tower 344’s fire lookout for the last decade. In the summer of 1987, a camper is injured in the remote woods. Clark ends up with an unexpected house guest while they wait for the next available medical evacuation.
It changes the course of his life in ways he never could have imagined.
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sacrifice by refarious
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
19 Jul 2026
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"What if I'm sick?" he turned then, eyes wide. "Clark, what if I'm sick?"
"Darling, wait—"
"Oh my god," he stood up, turning to Clark and standing before him, voice breaking. "Clark, what if— What if I already fucked it up?"
Bruce finds out he's pregnant at three in the morning, alone in the cave, five days after getting beaten up in Gotham's sewers. He's not normal about it.
What follows is nine months of him doing what he does best: catastrophizing, planning obsessively, and loving his little family so much it undoes him.
It gets better, eventually.
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handpicked for you (like a penguin would) by kayjime
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman (Movie 2025)
05 Jul 2026
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“You’ve…put a lot of thought into this,” he observes, taking one final, depressed sip of coffee before placing the mug on the desk.
“Uh-huh!” Dick agrees cheerily, clearly delighted that someone has recognised his effort. “Started thinking about it at school last week! We were being quizzed about animal habitats and all that stuff, and it got me thinking!”
Bruce stares, not quite following. “…About Superman being a penguin?”
Dick reaches a perfectly logical explanation about Superman's mannerisms, which forces Bruce to do some serious self reflection. After all, the fact that he likes Clark's weird habit of giving him random trinkets as gifts doesn't mean it's romantic...right?
For Superbat Week 2025. Day 4: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's domestic life | Odd tokens of affection
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burn the treeline down by Ferox
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
04 Aug 2025
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After breaking the story that landed Lex Luthor behind bars, Clark’s investigative journalism career hit an unexpected wall. Perry’s offer of Managing Editor at the Planet should have felt like a reward, but it felt like a punishment instead. Facing down thirty-something years behind a desk, Clark said yes to an off-handed job offer.
Four years later, Clark has been doing his best to juggle his obligation as Superman with his new career in the FBI. That balance is threatened when Clark is asked to consult on a case with Dr. Bruce Wayne, one of the FBI’s most notorious agents who can’t escape the rumors surrounding his parents' death when he was seventeen. Bruce is brilliant, but nearly impossible to work with and has a reputation for driving off his partners.
Bruce seems to have uncovered suspicious similarities in scores of deaths across the U.S. spanning decades. There is no link between the victims aside from a repeated stab pattern during their murder. Like a signature, hidden in an art piece.
Together, the two men set out to uncover whoever is behind these vicious deaths. But Bruce Wayne has secrets of his own and Clark is left wondering how many skeletons are buried at Wayne Manor.
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Bruce is supposed to be the world’s greatest detective, a creature of the night, and a master of keeping secrets. However, none of those titles hold up against a heavy post-surgery dose of hospital painkillers.
When Clark walks into the recovery room, he finds a brilliantly loopy, incredibly high Batman who is currently having a profound emotional affair with a navy necktie.
As Clark tries to keep Bruce from loudly shouting their secret identities to the entire hospital wing, Bruce lets him in on a few top-secret classified secrets:
1) He slept with Superman (and highly approves of his assets),
2) He is going to marry Superman one day, and
3) They are buying a farm with exactly four strategically balanced ducks.Clark is just trying to survive the sheer, blushing embarrassment of it all, while secretly melting into a puddle of pure happiness.