evlytheevilqueen
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(don't ask me) to follow where you lead by evlytheevilqueen
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
27 Apr 2020
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Bitter irony that Jaskier had fallen for him despite knowing that his freedom was linked to Geralt wanting him gone deep down more than he wanted him to stay – if Jaskier ever got what his heart yearned for, he'd lose even more than Geralt's affections in the same breath.
In that sense, Geralt's words on top of that mountain were a blessing, for all that Jaskier did not at all agree with being blamed for things that were in no way his fault. For someone who had held someone else's fate in his hands for almost all of the years he had walked this earth, Geralt was surprisingly scared of destiny and way too concerned with running from it in vain.
Jaskier could and actually had sung several songs about how escaping destiny was impossible – her cruel claws would sink into you one way or another, running from it was nothing but a waste of breath.
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The Adventures of Lance and Noodle by evlytheevilqueen
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
07 Apr 2019
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“You... found a tiny glowing snake?” Pidge furrowed her brow at him.
“This is Noodle.” Lance presented her once again with a little more flourish. “And she's a sentient being able to communicate, so a little more respect please.”Lance rescues a tiny glowing snake. They get attached. The rest is history.
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One Day at a Time by evlytheevilqueen
Fandoms: Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare
11 Feb 2018
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Alec leads a completely ordinary life - until one fateful night, his best friend Clary drags him into a night club called Pandemonium, unknowingly turning his world upside down. Who is the mysterious cat-eyed stranger? Is it really just Alec's vivid imagination - or is the world not quite what it seems on the surface? What happens when you dig deeper than you probably should?
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Like Fire and Ice by evlytheevilqueen
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender, Carry On - Rainbow Rowell
16 Oct 2017
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Keith was born the most powerful magician in the known world. Does it work well for him that he has both an anger management problem and fire magic ready at his fingertips to go off like a bomb? Usually not, to be honest.
And then there's Lance. His really, really aggravating roommate. Who is Keith's opposite in pretty much everything. Whose magic is so feeble most other magicians need to double-check to even feel it, and yet about ten times more elegant in its spell-work than anything Keith could ever manage.
Maybe working together could be a solution... It's their last year of school, what more could go wrong? Now if only Lance were actually there to try to put an end to their stupid rivalry... -
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Since everyone was pushing off cleaning duty on Lance because apparently they found Coran's rambling a lot less bearable, they eventually started swapping stories about their home planets and families and traditions whenever they were cleaning together.
Then Lance stabs his toe and somehow that escalates into group language lessons, don't ask him how.
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De-Aged Avengers All Over The Place by evlytheevilqueen
Fandom The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
02 Jul 2016
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Ilya: He should buy lottery tickets because he is the luckiest man on earth
Ilya: He should get on his knees and thank god everyday that he got to fuck you
Shane: Oh my God stop
Ilya: What? I do thatOr: The man who topped Shane in Mexico posts about his experience, Ilya contemplates murder, and the other queer NHL players get caught in the crossfire.
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- Part 7 of the secret society of stick handlers
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06 Jun 2026
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wishing you the best (in the worst way) by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Jan 2026
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Shane: I’ve never wanted to share it since our timeline is so…complicated
Hayden: Is it? You were fucking, then you dated, then you got married. Normal progression!
Shane: I don’t think the “fucking” part of that equation is usually 7 yearsIn which the Voyageurs’ secret homophobic group chat leaks, Shane decides it might be time to tell the world how long he’s been seeing Ilya, and said world loses their shit.
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- Part 4 of the secret society of stick handlers
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17 May 2026
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Cybernetic Official Unit for Lawful Security Operations Number 01 by Jade_Dragoness
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Marvel (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 Mar 2012
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The most popular rumor in SHIELD was that Agent Phil Coulson was created in a lab. The rumor was unproven. It was also true.
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- Part 1 of The Body Electric
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02 Sep 2023
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Fenris gets hit on and all is well.
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- Part 1 of Cliché Love Story
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10 Dec 2021
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Dean Winchester is the most wholesome neighbor Castiel has ever had the fortune to have.
Dean Winchester is the man next door that boys next door dream of growing up to be.
Dean Winchester has sun-kissed freckles even in the middle of winter, which is when Castiel moves in. Dean Winchester is a creature of warmth and charm and flannel from the first minute of their acquaintance, which is when Dean brings over an honest to god homemade apple pie.
By now, it’s summertime, and Castiel is in love.
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- Part 16 of Tumblr Fic
Bookmarked by evlytheevilqueen
18 Apr 2021