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“But aren’t you ever tempted to like, clamp down? Fully break the skin?”
Assad’s long fingers twitch, fiddle with his pants leg. “I, uh…” His voice is low, just above a whisper. “I have been.”
Eric studies him. He’s flushed, long dark eyelashes demurely downcast.
“Tempted, I mean,” says Assad.
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Will nobody rid me of this troublesome flatmate by Theocelotgamer
Fandoms: Peep Show (TV 2003)
30 Apr 2026
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One of these days, Mark was going to kill him.
I’m going to bash his stupid face in and use a mortar and pestle to mull him to a fine paste, then burn that fine paste and mix the paste ashes into a slurry that I could then drink to enrich myself.
“Anyway, I know you like a free lunch- so really I think this could work out great for both of us.”
Oh god, he’s still talking, I need to just shut him up, just say anything.
“I don’t see why any of this requires me to go with you to this party and pretend to be your boyfriend?”That's right, it's a fake dating fic! Will the scheme get too real? Will Mark get over himself and admit he cares? Or will he kill Jeremy in a well deserved mania of bloodshed. Tune in to find out!
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Down every night at 10:15, up every morning at 07:00- coincidentally enough, the same window of time in which Jez is most alive. Not because Mark isn't there, but because he can pretend that he is.
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Jeremy is so normal about that man most people would categorise as 'just okay'.
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unrealistic costs and subrealistic expectations by Bismuth_is_Underrated (Yuttis)
Fandoms: Peep Show
18 Dec 2024
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Ian wants to go on a life-changing love-cementing teenage dream trip to Spain.
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Jeremy is in his bed when Mark decides to turn in.

