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    A story about coffee, carjackers, and co-dad management.
    Spider-Man is unpredictable and chaotic, never says no to free food and seems to spend most his time directing traffic. This rookie is in desperate need of a chaperone. And Tony doesn’t want to do it, but he’ll bear the burden as gracefully as he always does.
    Local teen Peter Parker never wears warm enough clothes, and can’t always sleep at home for reasons he refuses to go into. So if the Avengers really expect Sam to join their hippie-commune-cult, someone is going to have to look after this kid for him.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Peter Parker was already having a terrible, very bad, no good time. Between his stakeout gone wrong, getting stabbed, and getting waterboarded, he would have preferred to hit rewind and not go out on patrol today at all.

    Somehow, the day gets worse. How? The Punisher walks through the door.

    Or; Frank Castle just wanted to take out some traffickers. He didn’t intend on meeting Spider-Man, finding out that Spider-Man was a kid, or having to save Spider-Man’s life.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    It's been months since the events of Civil War, and the Avengers are doing their best to remain a team, having promised to forgive and forget. Unfortunately for them, Tony Stark's latest invention has been stolen and recovering it causes tension to reappear.

    Meanwhile, in Queens, Peter Parker has two big priorities on his plate — complete his midterm finals, and track down a fishbowl wearing criminal that may or may not lead him right into the hands of the Avengers.

    Somehow, between all of this, Spider-Man's identity is revealed to his favorite heroes, Steve and Tony's friendship may become permanently be damaged by continued hidden secrets, and Happy struggles to buy a youth-sized casket for Peter's funeral.

    Things were a lot easier when they were fighting over Bucky Barnes.

    (Or: The Avengers welcome Peter into their crazy superhero family and will do anything to protect him.)

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Peter probably shouldn't be falling asleep on Deadpool, but after the Merc with a Mouth saves him from being abducted by two dick Alphas, he doesn't try as hard as he should to not.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    All his childhood growing up in the circus taught Dick the fundamental rules for staying alive: learn the laws of the places you go, don’t accept candy from strangers, and what goes up must come down.

    Or: After Doctor Strange’s spell, Peter ends up in another universe working in a traveling circus while facing his worst enemy: final exams.

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    12 Jun 2026