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On Our Way to Fall by etymologyplayground
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Jan 2019
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As he rounds the corner to the front of Puji Shrine, he's taken aback to see Nan Feng standing outside the shrine's open door with his sword drawn. "Nan Feng?" he calls, and Nan Feng jumps.
"Oh!" he says, recognizing Xie Lian. "There you are! Your highness, you shouldn't enter — there's a demon inside!"
Xie Lian frowns at him. "I'm aware," he says. "He stayed the night."
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Xie Lian and Hua Cheng talk things out a little.
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28 Jun 2026
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The Book of Love by etymologyplayground
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Apr 2019
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Hua Cheng is glad he doesn't have a heartbeat. "Ah, I see now," he teases. "Gege just wants to snuggle with me, I understand, ahaha."
Hua Cheng is joking, but Xie Lian is conspicuously silent. Hua Cheng ducks closer to look at his face. His expression of embarrassment is so cute, his eyebrows high curves over wide evasive eyes. Again the urge to kiss him. Again resistance. Hua Cheng clears his throat. "Ah… I was right??"
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Xie Lian catches a cold.
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25 Jun 2026
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"I like how San Lang smells," he mumbles into his shirt. "Like flowers and smoke. And… boy."
"Boy?" Hua Cheng echoes, amused. And a little turned on. Xie Lian nods.
"Boy," he confirms sleepily. "Or, you know, man, or whatever. Kind of... sweaty, I guess."
"I see," Hua Cheng says. "Gege thinks I smell like sweaty man stink. So it's like that."
Xie Lian swats at his shoulder. "San Lang ah!! I'm trying to compliment you!!"
"Are you??"
"Yes!! It's sexy!! Oh, my god, it's so --" Xie Lian wheezes. There's a moment of quiet as he inhales again, presses his hands into Hua Cheng's back. Then he says, "I'm going to shut up now."
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***PODFIC*** Take Me by the Waist to the Water by itsyaboimothman
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Apr 2023
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"Ge ge, want to get married?"
"... Aren't we already married?"
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Instead of freezing, Xie Lian teases back. It Kills The Man
***PODFIC***
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- Part 19 of Moth's Bed Time Stories
- Part 12 of diversity win! your unreliable narrator is being read a bedtime story
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15 Jun 2026
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Tea Time for Two by luckystars1015
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Dec 2024
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A year since Xie Lian had seen the former Wind Master, Shi Qingxuan arrives at his door step out of the blue with Black Water in tow. The heavenly beings go to catch up, leaving their two taciturn supremes to their tea.
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Hua Cheng sipped the tea that's long since gone cold, much like the two ghost demons sitting at the table. “Ah, so it seems you finally fucked the former Wind Master?”He Xuan’s eyes shot open, threatening to bulge out of his skull. “How did you—wha—why are you—?” Such a crass statement was completely uncalled for… but not untrue.
Hua Cheng cut off his bumbling questions. “You know they’re comparing our dick sizes as we speak, right?”
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13 Jun 2026
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“You know they’re comparing our dick sizes as we speak, right?”
If He Xuan had a breath, it would have seized him. His head whipped around to see Shi Qingxuan and Xie Lian back from their stroll, baskets filled to the brim with ripe mandarins.
They were still far enough away that the demons could not hear their conversations, even with their heightened senses. Shi Qingxuan and Xie Lian were holding up their palms as if about to clap. But they were widening it. The Wind Master stopped after reaching a certain gap, while his friend continued for a beat longer.
“N—no, they’re… comparing the lengths of above average-sized daggers.” He Xuan sputtered, doubtful of his own declaration.
Hua Cheng hummed as he rested his cheek on his closed fist, unconvinced. “Oh, Black Water,” he tutted, “is this really the type of espionage I’ve been paying you for? Perhaps we should re-negotiate your rate?”
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Cultivate: Slow Life on a Monster-Infested Mountain by NeonGhostCat
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Nov 2023
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When trying to transfer Shen Yuan from the real world to Proud Immortal Demon Way, the System runs into an error. The transfer is not complete.
Shen Yuan is dropped off at the foot of a mountain aware of two things: he's in the story, and the Shen Qingqiu of this world is not only aware but thinks he tried to possess his body — and he's PISSED. Shen Yuan tries to opt out and live a simple life on what locals tell him is a monster-infested mountain no one in their right mind would bother with.
Sounds like a great hiding spot!
(TL;DR: Stardew Scum Villain
ValleyMountain.)Chapter recaps available here.
💌 Please note I am very behind on replies. I have full intentions of catching up, but my spoons for this are sporadically available. I appreciate them tremendously, always.
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12 Jun 2026
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He watched curiously as Shen-Qianbei hopped up onto a raised plant bed and used a spade to dig through it. Soon enough he uncovered a strange looking root roughly the size and shape of a daikon radish, though it was far thicker and had weird root-like protrusions extended from it… and it… was glowing red? Shen-Qianbei seemed pleased by it and Shifu seemed relaxed, so it seemed to be okay.
“Tao Ying! Meet your new child!” Shen-Qianbei sang, holding the root above his head like showing a baby to someone across a crowd. But the only thing in the direction Shen-Qianbei was looking was the peach tree… which made sense now that he’d thought about the name.
His shifu’s future spouse was strange, but it made him smile.