e_ewaffles
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"That's stupid," Tommy points, tapping the glass case with his finger. Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap-
"Okay, okay! That's enough of that," Wilbur grumbles, muttering something incoherent to himself. "Now tell me what you know about magic."
Tommy narrows his eyes. "First, I want you to tell me where to find this book."
or, Tommy, a young prince, has grown up focused solely on his magic. It's all he's ever known. That is, until he meets SBI, a very... average family.
this is very focused on goldenduo and SBI, with a good amount of benchtrio as well!
I DO NOT SUPPORT CC! WILBUR SOOT. IF YOU DO CLICK OFF THIS WORK. HE IS SIMPLY A CHARACTER IN THIS FIC.
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5 times Lando Norris apologised for being a world champion, and the 1 time Oscar Piastri shut him up by jessthebrunette
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
21 Apr 2026
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Obviously Lando did not feel sorry for winning the championship, that would be stupid.
It would also be stupid to feel sorry for your teammate who did not win it, that was not what the sport was about.
So why did he keep apologising to said teammate every five minutes?
Or, Lando Norris is a mess when thinking Oscar Piastri hates him.
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- Part 1 of Two teammates stupid and in love
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16 Jul 2026
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Lando attaches the blushy, pouty photo and sends it, then locks his phone and drops it onto the carpet beside him, staring up at the ceiling.
There’s a pause, stretching suspiciously long.
A faint click echoes through the call. Mute. Then unmute again.
“Sorry,” OP says when he comes back, his voice rougher now. “Thought someone was at the door.”
Or: Lando loses an F1 championship and signs up for a charity Minecraft speedrunning tournament to cope with his existential crisis. Turns out his coach, faceless speedrunning champion OP81, might be a bit of a fanboy.
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Lando Norris can’t send a proper email to save his life, but somehow he’s the personal assistant to Oscar Piastri — the terrifyingly efficient CEO of a booming fintech company.
Oscar runs on deadlines and black coffee. Lando runs on vibes, chaos, and pure luck. By all logic, he should’ve been fired months ago.
Instead, he’s still here — slipping coffee into Oscar’s hand, scheduling fake “Mandatory Lunch Breaks,” and accidentally making his boss smile.
Maybe the world’s most chaotic assistant is exactly what the perfect CEO needs.
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- Part 1 of Strictly Business (Not Really)
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28 May 2026
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Lando thinks that if he closed his eyes, he could almost imagine it was his win, his anthem, his lips on the trophy. But he doesn’t. Doesn’t deserve it, hasn’t earned it. He stares at his boots, into the crowd, up at the Silverstone sky, and he wishes for a feeling he’s not sure he’ll ever have back.
Alternatively: Lando Norris vs. the Spain-Austria-Silverstone triple-header of 2024
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- Part 1 of soft, fond, obvious
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21 May 2026
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From friendship bracelets in Silverstone to getting fucked over by your team in Hungary.
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21 May 2026