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    This is ridiculous. 

    She should hang up.  

    She should tell Eloise and Penelope to mind the business that pays them and that she is perfectly fine without ever having had a climax— 

    “Hi, darling, my name is Princess—and I’ll be your playmate tonight.” The greeting comes quicker than Francesca had anticipated, her mind lingering for longer than it should on the way the operator calls her darling, “May I ask with whom do I speak?” 

    So focused on the sound of the phone sex operator’s voice, she misses the last question entirely. Instead, she simply blurts— 

    “What is a pinnacle?” 

    There’s a pause on the opposite end. And then, a tentatively confused voice asks, “A.. pinnacle?” 

    Francesca flounders for synonyms, “Yes, a pinnacle—the climax—a summit, an apex, whatever the hell they’re calling it around here I just don’t know what—” 

    Francesca’s nervous rambling trails off as she realizes the phone sex operator is chuckling lightly at her, “I’m sorry, I’m not laughing at you, I promise.”

    “Is this your first time?” 

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    Or, Francesca doesn't know what a climax is. So she calls a phone sex operator hotline to find out. Francesca/Michaela

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    04 Mar 2026

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    six years ago, enid was pulled out of nevermore after making the worst mistakes of her life. she and wednesday haven’t seen each other since.

    the last thing either of them expect is to meet again in a city on the east coast.

    enid needs a place to stay. wednesday needs someone to interview for a class project. with an unremedied past and things left unsaid between them, it’s likely to be difficult. they discover it’s quite the opposite—it’s almost too easy to become a part of each other’s lives again.

    what better way to reconcile with a person, if not relearning them?

    . . .

    sequel to i have a feeling you got everything you wanted

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    24 Feb 2026

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    it wasn’t only enid’s focus in fragments, though. wednesday’s eyes lingered somewhere below hers. she sucked in a breath. oh. wednesday looked up again, the barest flicker of alarm making home in the slope of her face.

    in that moment, the last bridges of enid’s denial collapsed into the ravine they swung over.

    enid wanted to kiss wednesday like the weight of the consequences wouldn’t haunt her lips.

    enid would be lying if she said it wasn’t wednesday on her mind instead of her boyfriend. she has only one saving grace: she’s good at hiding. but enid’s not sure how much longer she can hide, not when wednesday looks at her the way she does.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    02 Feb 2026

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    “Hello, Quinn,” Rachel says, pulling her hand back closer to her body and smiling very gently. Quinn tries to force a smile on her face, but it doesn’t come easily.

    “Hi, Rachel,” she says. “How are you?”

    “I’m doing rather well,” Rachel says. “I won a Tony Award recently.”

    “I sent you flowers,” Quinn says, laughing. “I won a Golden Globe.”

    Quinn Fabray has a pretty nice life. And then Rachel Berry shows up, again.

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    12 Nov 2025