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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    For the past several months, it seems that the entirety of New York City hates Spider-man. The mayor wants him arrested, the police seem to want him dead, and worst of all, the Avengers are chasing him for his identity.

    Peter's just about at his limit, exhausted physically and mentally, when a little help from an unexpected source flips his world upside-down.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    “It has recently come to our attention that we cannot trust everyone in the Order with your well-being.”
    “You mean…a traitor?”
    “Yes. The Headmaster is cleaning up internally, and in the interim you are to stay away, even from people you think you can trust."

    In the wake of Sirius’ death, Harry must go into hiding in the muggle world with Snape. Surrounded by forces that are desperate to either kill or preserve him, Harry weighs the value of his own life.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    “I wanted to see what you’d do,” Stiles says. Peter holds off on handing over water—the truth sounds better in a hoarse voice. “You stayed. You had my back.”

    Eyelids flutter open at half-mast, a deep honey stare before Stiles closes them again as he turns his chin and bares his neck.

    Stiles offers Peter a chance to be an Alpha again if he gets Stiles out of Beacon Hills.

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    27 May 2026

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    or, In Which Love is More Important than Donuts.

    Stiles is a forensic tech with the San Diego FBI. He thinks he's been fairly lucky, since he's never had his life threatened, sustained few injuries, and only has to work with his least favorite agent every once in a while.

    And then all of that changes.

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    21 Apr 2026