drygrasses
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Statements Given by drygrasses for LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms: Vampires SMP, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 Apr 2026
Tags
-
The Reinvention of the Magical Mr. Mistoffelees by drygrasses
Fandoms: Cats - Andrew Lloyd Webber, Cats (2019)
31 Mar 2026
Tags
Summary
Victoria turns and looks right at him.
Misto blinks. He glances around but she can’t possibly be looking at anyone else.
“You’re a magician,” she says, meaning him, because regrettably, there are no other magicians here. “You can magic her back.”
“What?” The word sounds faint coming from his mouth.
She’s staring right at him, and—oh Everlasting—so is everyone else. Tumblebrutus, sat at the base of the ramp, leans in with wide eyes like he expects Misto to pull Old Deuteronomy out of his hat right then and there. Under the scrutiny Misto feels the distinct urge to exit his own skin. As it is, he scoots the two inches away that he can manage without falling off of his perch.
Horrifyingly, Munkustrap actually seems to be considering the idea. Even more horrifyingly, there’s real hope in his expression when he turns to Misto as well. “It’s not a bad idea. Might be worth a try,” he says, voice carefully light and gaze far, far too intense for Misto to deal with.
“No, I can’t,” Misto says, shuffling backward.
---
Misto knows his limits. He can conjure a bone, some mice, maybe a bouquet of flowers. An entire cat is completely out of the realm of possibility.
-
Tags
-
Tags
-
Tags
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
The engineer takes my hand. His skin runs hot. Very hot. He doesn't let go at what I would gauge as a socially-acceptable handshake time interval. Are we just holding hands in the middle of the lab-workshop space? Guess we are.
"I'm Rocky," he finally introduces himself. He has a hint of an accent, something lilting, melodic. I can't really place it.
"Rocky," I repeat, slowly. "Like the movies?"
"No," Rocky deadpans, giving me a look like I'm stupid. "Like the rocks."
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 54,016
- Chapters:
- 17/21
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 4,106
- Kudos:
- 3,330
- Bookmarks:
- 834
- Hits:
- 54,557
Bookmarked by drygrasses
19 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
"I'll keep you updated. In the meantime, go back to sleep. When you need to worry, I'll tell you."
"Heh." Ryland ran his hand down his face. "It's terrible you know that it actually makes me feel better. What would I do without you?"
"Explode at a colleague at a conference and get expelled from academia and become a middle school teacher." Eva said, promptly.
"Wow, you've thought about that way too hard." Ryland laughed. "Middle schoolers might not vape in class, though. Maybe I should switch."
"Let's not joke."
or: fourteen conversations where ryland grace doesn’t realize eva stratt is a time traveller
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,781
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 310
- Kudos:
- 2,396
- Bookmarks:
- 912
- Hits:
- 10,891
Bookmarked by drygrasses
21 May 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“Ah. Am I making a house call?”
Owen nods.
“Could you describe the patient’s condition? I need to know what to bring with me.”
“Our wolf has fallen ill.”
The doctor frowns. “I’m not a veterinarian."
“He isn’t always a wolf.”-
A continuation of children of the night by @audioEidolon.
Bookmarked by drygrasses
25 Mar 2026
-
Tags
Summary
A conversation between Dr. Legundo and Scott Goldsmith takes a bit of a detour, which does not bode well for the doctor.
Scott plays with his toy. The toy is Legundo's ability to control his own body.
Series
- Part 10 of this really was a vampires
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,589
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 36
- Kudos:
- 193
- Bookmarks:
- 21
- Hits:
- 1,079
Bookmarked by drygrasses
02 Mar 2026
-
Tags
Summary
The image of Louis seeing him off as he was dragged into the depths of hell is burned into Owens mind. That alone - the knowledge that he's broken the heart of the only person hes met that was worth a damn - must have been considered enough of a torment that he got to skip the whole "tortured in the eternal inferno" thing.
Owen wakes up to find Oakhurst has been reset to the day he initially woke up from his nap. No blood has been spilled, no fires have been started - everyone is fresh on the land and completely unawares of the horrors that await them. To rub even more salt in the wound, Abolishs cure for vampirism followed him, and he was once more forced to live in his accursed human body.
Well, not that Owen cares, really. Hes done his time. Hes played this game once, and he couldn't even say he walked out satisfied. Let the humans and the vampires fight and kill each other - hes perfectly content to live out of sight and out of mind of those wretched people. He doesnt need their company, and it's not like anyone will notice or care if hes absent, besides.
Bookmarked by drygrasses
03 Feb 2026