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Rio Vidal is twenty-six years old when she walks back through the gates of her old high school.
The same excuse on her lips, the same gate, the same hallways that smell like floor wax and something green and growing. She tells the guard her uncle sent her. Her uncle has been dead for two years.
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Faced with deportation to her native Scottish, high-powered book editor Agatha Harkness says she's engaged to marry Rio Vidal, her hapless assistant. Rio agrees to the charade, but imposes a few conditions of her own, including flying to Puerto Rico to meet her eccentric family. With a suspicious Jennifer Kale as immigration official always lurking nearby, Agatha and Rio must stick to their wedding plan despite numerous mishaps.
The Proposal AU aka gayer and hornier version
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“I just don’t understand where it’s coming from.”
“You know where it’s coming from,” Agatha muttered.
Rio scoffed. “Because I won’t let you fuck me? It’s not my fault I have a girlfriend.”
“Yes, it is!” Agatha shouted. “Why the fuck do you have a girlfriend?”
Rio couldn’t count on her fingers how many times they’d had this argument.
“Because I’m in love with-”
“No, you’re not,” Agatha cut in. “You know you’re not.”
OR: Agatha inviting her friends to stay on her estate the summer before they graduate from Oxford is a good idea...right? Who cares if her best friend Rio brought her girlfriend with her? Who cares if you both know she'd rather be with you...?
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14 Jul 2026
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Turns out Baran will show up to work even if the sun doesn't rise. So will most of her team.
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10 Jul 2026
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“Rio Vidal is not one of your conquests. She’s one of the most protected vampires alive— no, scratch that. She is the most protected vampire alive.” Jen looked at Agatha pointedly. “Stay away from her, or it’s both our heads on the line.”
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In a world where supernatural empires rule from the shadows, Agatha Harkness has spent her life doing what wolves do best: hunting, taking, surviving. Ruthless, ambitious, and newly positioned for a once in a lifetime alliance with one of the most powerful vampire dynasties in existence, Agatha knows better than to let anything distract her from the prize.
Especially not Rio Vidal.
The vampire heiress is too young, too forbidden and far too interested in Agatha for anyone’s good.
What begins as a dangerous fascination soon becomes something far harder to control. Behind closed doors, boardroom negotiations turn into stolen glances, private meetings become secret rendezvous, and the fragile peace between vampires and werewolves starts to tremble beneath the weight of a desire neither of them is supposed to want.
Agatha has spent her whole life ensuring she is never the one hunted. But with Rio, she might just be the prey.
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09 Jul 2026
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Death submits but never quietly by FreeArchive, FreeGrain
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
20 Nov 2024
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Agatha is in a foul mood.
Is that Rio's fault? Perhaps.
But Rio delights in riling Agatha up until she snaps. This time she's been particularly mouthy and so Agatha finds a new way to silence her.
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05 Jul 2026
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“Alice basically harassed me into confessing that I’ve never had head befo-“
“No ones ever eaten you out-“ Agatha almost screamed, beer running down her chin in a way that was not supposed to be as sexy as it was.
“Not you too.” Rio groaned.
“Look to each their own, you don’t have to get -“
“Don’t,” Rio cut in. ”Alice already did the whole intimacy talk, we get it, I have some issues. That’s why I’m gay panicking.”
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Agathario roommate AU in which Rio goes on a weird date with Wanda, Agatha feels unusually helpful and they’re both stupid and should’ve definitely been doing all of this sooner.- Language:
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05 Jul 2026