dontaskpcandy
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- Torchwood (5)
- Father Ted (TV 1995) (1)
- Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (1)
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Cigarettes, Chemicals and Escapading. by dontaskpcandy
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Father Ted
05 Dec 2012
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Be careful when you wish for a housekeeper, your wish might be granted.
Mrs Doyle is swapped to work at 221B Baker Street. Mrs Hudson therefore goes to Craggy Island Parochial House.
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- Part 1 of Housekeeper Swap
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The Torchwood team race against time and other squishy factors.
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Ianto has let his spare room to PC Andy in order to drive his classic 1987 Audi. And seduce him. And read his car repair books (Haines' manuals).
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- Part 2 of Second Hand Chance
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It never ocurred to Ianto that he could look elsewhere until Jack took him for granted.
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- Part 1 of Second Hand Chance
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Andy and Ianto are almost together, but Jack must learn to holster his weapon. No toast was harmed during this shabby episode. Gender issues. D/s relationship.
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It's all so familiar that John begins to feel uncomfortably like he's never been away. He's not really banked on that. Based on His Girl Friday (1940).
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12 Jun 2026
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Think it through John... to get to the same place that Rodney has already got to.
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John Sheppard, reaching new heights of not seeing it coming.
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24 Feb 2026
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The nuts bolts and bubbly tubes of the glorious city, but the lights go out. How post s5 everybody reacts. John reflects.
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Rodney tries to prove to Ronon that John is like Captain James T Kirk of the starship Enterprise. Ronon isn't having it and presents evidence to the contrary. Rodney becomes a little obsessed.
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06 Jun 2026
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Background thoughts in an organisation meeting lead to some self evaluation.
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Five things that John keeps in his medicine cabinet, five things that Rodney brings over, and the one thing they share.
A love story told through prescriptions and skincare, hair products and dental hygiene.
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05 Jun 2026
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Daily life in Atlantis. Sharing daily life in private. Should they even raise the subject...
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John Sheppard finds himself lost and drifting, with a dishonourable discharge and a permanently damaged arm, after trying - and failing - to save his team.
Then a certain Rodney McKay-shaped whirlwind enters his life and it suddenly becomes full of interest, friendship and the worst singing the world has ever heard.
But trouble is just around the corner…
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Bookmarked by dontaskpcandy
04 Jun 2026
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Found family and teamwork with bookshop and self discovery. Light hearted and serious moments AU with a moment of peril. Lovely afternoon read.