divinetelephonepole
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Nell wouldn't say that her lifestyle was unnecessarily lavish. No, most of her accommodations are completely necessary to both herself as a person, and her flourishing career as the best vocalist this side of the ocean.
And yes, those accommodations, apparently include Lottie’s blood dolls who are stacked precariously on the velvet chaise lounge. On Nell’s velvet chaise lounge.In other words, Nell walks in on her childe, who is notably not getting ready for the performance (they're on in thirty minutes) and is instead having a nervous breakdown while drinking the blood of three separate people.
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my friend is missing and i chainsmoked in his bathroom by divinetelephonepole
Fandoms: Original Work
06 Apr 2026
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Sascha's best friend goes missing and he has a panic attack in said friend's house.
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The drive home is comfortably quiet. Aside from the violent screaming of the car, of course.
When the car doesn't stop screaming after a few minutes, he casts a nervous smile at Sascha.
“She's usually not this….uh…vocal..” he says.
“Your car is breaking down.” Sascha replies flatly. “Your car is breaking down right now.”
“Nooo, no! She's just…” Ander pauses as the car shudders with a low whine. “...Yeah, no. You're right. She's breaking down.”Ander has been friends with Sascha for a long time. They do everything together, actually. Including getting stuck in the woods because Ander is convinced he can still repair his car, which is more rust than metal at this point.
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Help my Malkavian situationship tried to diablerize me and I'm lowkey into it by divinetelephonepole
Fandoms: Original Work, Vampire the Masquerade - Fandom
25 Nov 2025
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There was a strangled gasp that tore through the air, breaking through the static of background noise. A breathy, desperate sound hitting the air like thunder.
From you, or from him, you weren't sure.
In that moment, you could've been the same person.
Aka: Ander meets up with his old highschool friend turned Sabbat member, and trusts the leopard to not eat his face.
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A Tale of Bucks and Stallions by 7000_fcking_pigeons
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
06 Jul 2026
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"There is nothing to be afraid of, Mr. Morgan. Take a gamble that love exists, and do a loving act."
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Kieran needed to get away from the O’Driscolls, he knew that for a very long time. But he didn’t think he’d ever manage to escape Colm and his men alive, until one fateful day, when he was violently captured by the Van der Linde gang’s enforcer, Arthur Morgan.
It was like the start of a new life. A painful, shitty new life, but a new one none the less.
As for Arthur … well, he doesn’t quite know how to feel about the newest addition to the gang.
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03 Feb 2026
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Enter, Pursued By Defeat by PurpleArrowzandLeather
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
20 Jul 2026
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John dies in front of his barn. He's happy enough to find out Arthur is waiting for him on the other side. However, what happens when forces beyond their control tear John from the afterlife and throw him twelve years into the past? One thing is for certain; John is going to save his brother.
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03 Feb 2026
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five times you wouldnt say you love him & half of when you did. by mewojoshi
Fandoms: Original Work
02 Oct 2025
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You meant to say it. You did. You really did. You promise. But you only said it once. Not even, technically, but you think you can round up.
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- Part 3 of timeloop yaoi. yay !
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09 Nov 2025
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me after trying 2 make my wretched boyfriend brutally murder me 4 one & a half years: i just didnt think hed brutally murder me. is all. by mewojoshi
Fandoms: Original Work
16 May 2025
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In hindsight, this wasn't your brightest idea. As it so happens, getting the life slowly choked out of you really, really, really, sucks. Especially when you've been trying to induce this for a year and a half. You're being about as normal about it as one could possibly be, though. Pat yourself on the back! You deserve it for being so good at being a manipulative snake.
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- Part 1 of timeloop yaoi. yay !
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01 Jul 2025
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EMPATHY: Here it is: *There’s no such thing as a good cop.*
YOU: Kim says I’m a good cop.
SUGGESTION: Then Kim isn’t a good cop, either. And if this job can make someone like *him* think a bit of head-bashing is acceptable… then what is it doing to *you*?
YOU: Oh my god.
HALF-LIGHT: You need to fucking quit.
VOLITION: You need to fucking quit.
EMPATHY: You need to fucking quit.
ESPRIT DE CORPS: Wait, what??
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You've been drowning for years. Martinaise was your rock-bottom. And if you go back to the life that killed you, you'll never get better. But job-hunting? in THIS economy? When you don't even know what a "resume" is, and there's a sequence killer running loose?Bookmarked by divinetelephonepole
18 Jun 2025