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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    “Straight vodka?” he heard the man scoff from beside him, in a thick British accent. Alfred smiled at the situation. A British man in a British pub. “What are you trying to forget?”

    Alfred glanced up at him and took another drink. His mouth skewered, and he hoped the man knew it was from the alcohol and not because he didn’t want to talk. “...It’s a lot. Is it possible to forget an entire city?” He tried to joke.

    The other man chuckled sourly and took a drink from his own glass. “I’m still trying to figure that out myself.”

    “Boston?”

    “Philadelphia.”

    After the death of his twin sister, Alfred wants nothing more than to get out of New England to see his hometown, and the love of his life, for the first time in three long years.

    Fortunately for Alfred, in the middle of his mourning, he meets a brash man with a big mouth who just so happens to be in the same place as he is.

    OR: A sad Alfred F. Jones takes a road trip down south and meets an angry British man along the way.

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    10 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    The unfed mind devours itself

    or how one unhappy idiot teenager ruins his life, falls in love, cries, fails geography and fucks shit up so bad he almost dies and is saved via the power of Friendship and emergency medical care

    or alfred and ivan hate themselves and hate each other and also want to kiss on the lips

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    05 Jun 2026

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    America and Russia have a tense relationship, so in an attempt to improve it America’s boss makes America host Russia in one of his houses for a month. Neither one of them is thrilled with this, but try and not fight the best they can. Even though they clash on just about everything they can’t help but both agree that they can’t wait for the thirty days to end.

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    08 May 2026

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    Absolutely amazing amazing amazing AMAZING
    I loved the plot, and I enjoyed every bit of this story.

    10/10, totally recommend

  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    Alfred and Ivan have always been at odds since they were kids, but thoughts and feelings change. It's basically a journey of gayness and Taylor Swift's song where she goes, 'She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers,' but it's Ivan on the bleachers and Alfred plays baseball. Yeah.

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    28 Nov 2025

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    so heartwarming and adorable
    i like to come back and reread it every once in a while :)

  5. Public Bookmark 95

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    “Beautiful.” Leona murmured against his lips. Idia whined in protest, but he would have to deal with it. He would say it as much as he needed to, until Idia believed it.

    He wanted Idia to believe it. He wanted to say hundreds, no, thousands of nice things to Idia, over and over again, and he wanted him to believe every word.

    Leona knew he could never make up for all the things that had hurt him, but he wanted to try. At the very least, he wanted Idia to know that he was worth that much effort.

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    Four years after dropping out, Leona receives a call for help from Idia Shroud. But Idia isn't the one who really needs it.

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    11 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    troubled leoide, i love you...