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    In which Ilya comes back to room fourteen ten.

     

    Canon divergent from, and following directly after, s01e01 when Ilya leaves Shane's hotel room. Contains Ilya being a provocative dick, Shane being unable to resist rising (ha) to it, too much discussion of chicken, some David Attenborough, Shane negotiating his feelings and interpersonal relationships with all his classic suavity and skill, and as much sex as two nineteen year old professional athletes can fit into one evening.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    A video of Shane sucking Ilya’s dick is leaked. Over the next twenty-four hours, Ilya goes on an odyssey.

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    04 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 43

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    Trust is a fragile thing, especially when both your life and the fate of the Earth depend on it.

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    07 Jul 2025

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    As their lunch stretches on Aziraphale slowly comes to realize that Crowley is—enjoying him. Enjoying Aziraphale’s conversation, and company, far more openly than he has in most of Aziraphale’s memory. And Aziraphale knows that he himself is just chattering on, letting conversational tangents carry him along, and—it’s definitely relief, for him, knowing for the first time in a long time that they aren’t being watched, that no one is keeping score for now.

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    Aziraphale realizes that Crowley's been saying something rather loudly for a week.

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    04 Aug 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 58

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    This, Crowley thought, was going to be fantastic.

    The scene was set: candles lit, sofas crowded with blankets and cushions, trays set with mulled wine and spiced chocolates. Outside, the snow was an unbroken landscape, hushed and pristine; inside, the fire flickered in its grate, spilling warmth and golden light over the bearskin rug in front of it.

    This, he thought, was going to be the World’s Most Perfect Fuck.

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    04 Aug 2023