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harm’s in the dominant hand by dirtypuzzle
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
18 Jun 2026
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This ending had already been written a long time ago.
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this is not in question by dirtypuzzle
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
29 Apr 2026
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There is no fixing you. That’s the rub.
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corn liquor blues by dirtypuzzle
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
28 Apr 2026
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In June of 2013, Boston drafts 18-year-old RD Ian Rice 12th overall. After a late-season loss to Nashville, he takes some teammates to a family barn party and introduces Ilya to Appalachia’s finest: moonshine and Misty 120 Lights. It might just win them the Stanley Cup.
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“There is a girl here I like very much. Svetlana.”
Shane tries not to react to that. “Oh.”
“She’s old friend. From Russia. Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team. She knows everything about hockey,” Rozanov continues.
“Cool.”
“She likes you very much.”
His patience snaps. What kind of fucking game is Rozanov trying to play? He was the one to enforce this casual relationship to begin with, and then he goes and invites Shane over to his house, tells him to stay over, and then wants to talk about women he likes? No, Shane can take a lot, but he doesn’t want to be jerked around like this.
So before he can convince himself out of it, he says, “Can I have her number, then?”
Rozanov blinks a few times. “What?”
Gotcha, asshole. “You said she likes me, so.” He shrugs as casually as he can manage like it’s no big deal. “Unless you two are…?”
“No, no, nothing like that,” Rozanov says quickly. “We are old friends, but nothing like that now.”
“…So I can have her number?” Shane pushes. He probably shouldn’t. “Unless it’d be weird—”
“Okay yes, I can—I will text to you,” Rozanov says.
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- Part 1 of Ménage à Trois
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The Fourth Great Ninja War was...not good, but not world-shattering. The Elemental Countries got their shit together, got their dead buried, and moved on. And in the chaos of literal chakra goddesses and Obito's ability to breathe insanity, it's at least a little understandable that Kakashi loses track of a cunning old man that didn't want to be found. Until Madara burns the Elemental Countries to the ground from the inside out, that is. At least Kiri's beer was always that shitty, no matter when in the world they made it.
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- Part 1 of Go Back and Make Good
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“Duty will ask all of you for everything, if only so that someone will give it. Pray to the gods that it isn’t you and accept my pity if it is.
Because it is pitiful, and no one will let you forget it.”
The real story of Kakashi Hatake is written down, sealed, and stored in its entirety at the back of the Hokage’s wartime bunker. Konoha’s Rokudaime becomes a figure of legend. No one knows their name, their face, or when they became Hokage, but no one else is allowed to hold the title. Rumor has it that they were a past Hokage brought back to life. They don’t realize how right they are.
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Heist Me Up by dirtypuzzle
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Aug 2020
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It starts, like most of Ochako’s better ideas do, as a bout of envious window shopping. Shouto would like to state for the record, though, that he was on board from the word go, and is always down to break the law. He just figured that he could help Ochako snag a few goodies along the way.
The Hero Commission stuff and the finding family stuff, well. He’s still processing it. Ochako just laughs and ropes Izuku’s mom into filing the lawsuits because they’re both nice like that.
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Spillover by dirtypuzzle
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
16 Apr 2024
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Things never could’ve stayed the same after Kamino. All Might didn’t simply pass on his legacy; his retirement created an event horizon that neither Midoriya nor Bakugou could return from. This time, however—for this point of no return—they have adults willing to intervene on their behalf.
[Or: A hospital visit changes things for the great.]
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Sworn and Razed by dirtypuzzle
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
24 Jul 2024
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Tatooine is where memory goes to die. The galaxy leaves junk in their sand to never be dug up again, including the bones of Outer Rim slaves. Her father—a man Mama has never talked about—has no grave and no name, no stone or marked plot like the dead on real planets do. Lukka shears the flesh from bones when His sands rip across the horizon, the only vulture His winds.
Mama tells them early on how it is: your name is your memory, and you’re remembered as long as there are folks that still say it. Don’t forget the names of the people you love; don’t forget; don’t forget; you won’t forget Mama, will you, Tan-Tan?
Zeynatan will have a grave even if it’s the last thing she does, even if she has to dig up a thousand tons of rock. Nobody will forget her name; they’ll have to write it into their history books and carve it into their marble statues.
Obi-Wan Kenobi left her in the desert to be forgot. Took her brother away from her. Surely hoped the twin suns would burn away her memory, her spite, her rage.
And Obi-Wan Kenobi will die for it.
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Synonymous With Pain by Chemical_Processes
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics)
09 Jul 2022
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Tim spends winter break in Bludhaven, hoping to pick up some fighting skills from the original Robin. Dick's not quite sure what to do with the fact that, apparently, someone's been mistreating his little brother.
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15 Jul 2026
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Made Friends with the Devil by Jay_Blue
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
09 Jan 2021
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Tim is sixteen when Kon dies, and his dad dies, and Steph dies. He is sixteen when the Red Hood comes back from the dead, fury and blood in his every step. He is sixteen when he realizes that maybe all that red isn’t such a bad thing, after all.
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I made friends with the devil / I don't want to die alone
Bookmarked by dirtypuzzle
15 Jul 2026
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It’s like a hundred ninety-nine degrees by feyburner
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
16 Apr 2024
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He can’t remember how it started, later.
Bookmarked by dirtypuzzle
15 Jul 2026
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He peels the domino off of Tim’s face. The blown blood vessels are back in the whites of Tim’s eyes, and the dark circles are dire again, blue-purple and sunk in deep.
“You wanna tell me how much sleep you didn’t get today?” Jason says.
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Tim’s insomnia is out of control. Jason helps.
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15 Jul 2026
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Shane is traded to Boston during the hookup era, and his attempts to act normal and professional around Rozanov are a little too successful: fans start shipping him with Marleau, instead.
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13 Jul 2026