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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Percy Weasley rebuilds the Ministry’s reputation by day and eliminates its failures by night.

    Oliver Wood insists he’s just between opportunities.

    They share a flat, a growing list of petty grievances, and absolutely no idea they’re both hitmen.

    It only becomes a problem when they’re assigned the same target.

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    21 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    Initially inspired by the prompt "Just... just someone love him. Hug him. Make him happy. With or without Zoloft." The story of Stuart's life took on a life of it's own. Leonard and Stuart have something of a slowly developing relationship made of equal parts restrained contentment and frustrating detachment. Or: "When I look back and think about times I was really unconditionally happy, and it wasn't quickly marred by my ability to make exactly the wrong choice at every intersection, it was 1993. And then, maybe last Thursday."

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Hans is cursed, turned into a tiny golden bird and held captive by Runt and his crew of bandits.

    Henry is a blacksmith's son turned thief and assassin after the events in Skalitz.

    While attempting to get Radzig's sword back, the two meet and come to an agreement. Henry will help Hans break his curse and, in return, Hans will do everything in his power to help Henry get the sword back.

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    12 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Langdon expected many things when he showed up at Robby’s apartment.

    Dennis Whitaker wearing Robby’s clothes wasn’t one of them.

    Or: Langdon finds himself living in his ex’s apartment with his ex’s boyfriend, without his ex.

    “I wonder what Robby would do,” Whitaker said, “if he could see you now, fucking yourself on my fingers?”

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    13 Mar 2026

  5. Rec *

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    As a fugitive in Wakanda, Scott makes a place for himself as moral support, doing everything possible to keep the fact that he’s pretty much dead inside from the others. See, he’s been living with his mental issues for years, and he’s been pretending to be just fine for even longer, so if he lets himself get lost in everyone else’s commotion, he’ll be okay.

    …Except no one can pretend to be okay forever, and Scott is rudely thrust into the spotlight by virtue of having a full-on mental breakdown and trying to kill himself while living in close quarters with five other people. It doesn’t work, so Scott decides to save his own life and face his past, present, and future head-on. Also, somewhere in all of this, Scott and Sam fall in love, because wars end, but life goes on.

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    07 Mar 2026