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    “Such a good cockslut for me. Fucking perfect little fuck toy, aren't you?" The words dripped out like sickly sweet honey, so so adoring for something so vile. Sirius’ stomach twisted with what he could only assume was more disgust, sinking into him so hard he felt like he was going to vomit.
    Who the fuck talked like that? Was this some weird muggle thing? What did that even mean??

    Sirius accidentally walks in on Remus and overhears his dirty talk, sending him spiraling for reasons unknown. Until they are suddenly very, very known.

    Aka Sirius finds out what bdsm is at the same time he realises he's in love with Moony, and both turn out very well for him.

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    Sirius Black doesn’t work a regular job. He stays home, smokes too much, listens to music far too loud, and plays the bratty housewitch in nothing but Remus’s clothes and his own bad decisions. But the flat is clean, the bills are paid, and dinner is usually hot. Especially when Sirius wears nothing but an apron and waits for Remus to come home and wreck him.

    Remus may seem soft, but the wolf in him never really rests, and Sirius wouldn’t want it any other way. Between domestic rituals, filthy countertops, praise, and possession, this is a love story told in tea, cock, and a very well-washed apron.

    There’s no big drama. No wars. Just love, filth, and a body full of bite marks, the smell of half-burned toast, and a wolf who always comes home to find his housewitch ready to be devoured.

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    09 Mar 2026

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    Remus and Sirius have two things in common: their love for their godson and their mutual hatred for each other. But when suddenly, they're all Harry has left, they need to overcome their past differences to build a shared future. Bound by grief, memories and a promise they never expected to fulfill, they have to learn what it means to be a family.

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    Or, James and Lily die in a car accident shortly after Harry's first birthday and Remus and Sirius discover that their friends named them his joint guardians.

    (Inspired by Life as we know it)

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    24 Oct 2025

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    Heirs to the peerage didn’t write rock songs or play bass, they wrote poetry and learnt the cello from the age of five.
    Heirs to the peerage also got married and continued the family line. They certainly didn't get struck by a bolt of homosexual lightning in the middle of a grotty pub in Sheffield....
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    “No doubt,” the barman said easily, handing the card back across the bar, “Just thinking it were nice tha’ posh twats have stupid names too.” He pointed to his chest, “Remus, thanks t’me daft mam.”
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    A story about music and family, the price of fame and finding love somewhere completely unexpected.

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    06 Oct 2025