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Podfuckery: Flesh and Blood by depressionrobe, emi_rose
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Dec 2024
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There’s a Podfuckery afoot!
What would happen if a crew of Podficcers were to record the same story, each in their own style? The start and finish of the fics are all the same, but we’ve teamed up with a crew of writers to give you something a little different in the middle.
This is the Podfuckery narrated by depressionrobe and written by emi_rose.
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- Part 15 of Podfuckery 2024
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Podfic of "Stationary" by unfunpleasures by depressionrobe
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
17 Dec 2024
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Edward Teach has made a massive mistake-- what's a few more?
A Gentlebeard lovers to exes to lovers fic set in the modern era.
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you'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling by depressionrobe, WidogastsWebofFire
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Nov 2024
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You are forty-eight years old when you leave Barbados for the first time.
You are forty-nine when you return.
It’s interesting: everyone thought you were dead. But your entire “death,” you’ve never felt more alive.
Returning is like stepping back into your grave. This is the real death.
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Canon divergence AU. Stede Bonnet returns to his home in Barbados after a brief stint with piracy, ready to put the whole grizzly nonsense behind him. And when his wife tries to murder him in his sleep? Well, he’s willing to overlook it. Over the next twenty years, Stede stays stuck in a miserable marriage, attempting to raise his children, maintain his family’s name, and pretend he isn’t haunted by the man he loves—now long dead. But how long can he last before the charade finally comes to an end?
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Podfic of "Close Encounters" by Frawg_Spawn by depressionrobe
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 Aug 2024
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“What are you up to? Do you have plans?” Stede asks.
“Nothin’ and no.”
“Want to come over?”
Before Ed can answer with the emphatic ‘abso-fuckin-lutley’ he has at the ready, Stede drops his voice and adds, “And ride my face?”
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That’s it. That’s the plot.
Series
- Part 2 of Out of This World
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 971
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Podfic of "Aliens Like Us" by Frawg_Spawn by depressionrobe
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Aug 2024
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Both Ed and Stede search the night sky for different things, Ed looks for beauty and Stede looks for adventure. Maybe they can find what they are seeking in each other.
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A fast burn meet-cute of astrophotographer Ed and UFO hunter Stede. Featuring them being immediately down bad for each other and needing to fuck about it
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- Part 1 of Out of This World
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 11
- Hits:
- 419
Recent series
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Podfuckery 2024 by 1happydaiz, adhduck, Baby_kraken, bizarrelittlemew, caribbeancrocs, cheesecake3, cheesecake3pods (cheesecake3), ClaireGregory, cochineal, darcylindbergh, Deanbird, depressionrobe, elky, emi_rose, fullofhope137, Gemagination, ghostalservice, happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz), Judysoranges, Kninjaknitter, littlefingies, LoopyDangerFrog, LyndziM, nomadsland, offsammich, Permanent_Ink, petrichorca, PilotPiratePods, SD_Ryan, shipmates, smallestchurch, Tipsy_Kitty, tragicallynerdy, veeagainst, with (cheesecake3), with (Tipsy_Kitty), xoxoemynn, YellowMustard, yerbamansa, Yourgentlemanpirate
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Jan 2025
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It's a PODFUCKERY!
a group of authors have all taken the same beginning and end of a story and filled in their own delicious middles.... and they don't know who's going to be narrating them!
A group of podficcers have each been given a story to narrate.... and they don't know who wrote them!
Join us through the month of December as we take a journey through nearly 40 different creators!
Hosted by 1happydaiz, BabyKraken, and ghostalservice!
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- 31,394
- Works:
- 21
- Bookmarks:
- 12
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Shane Hollander vs. the Power of Friendship by sillylittlepal
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jan 2026
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Shane gets added to the Ottawa Centaurs WAG group chat and gets the support network he didn't know he needed.
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- Part 1 of Hollanov vs. the Ottawa WAGs
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Shane’s voice was almost a whisper as he admitted, “I fucked up.”
Ilya stopped in his tracks, “What do you mean?”
“He knows. Scott Hunter fucking knows.”
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OR: Shane calls Ilya crying after the fight. Ilya yells at Scott Hunter about it.
*Now with Kip's POV in part 2 and everyone at the Kingfisher in part 3!Series
- Part 4 of Episode Aftercare
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Instant Family: On The Flat Circle by stabthroughme
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Jan 2026
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"Time is a flat circle."-Ilya Rozanov at the draft of his and Shane's son.
Mac Hollander-Rozanov has been captain of the Canadian Juniors team twice, was the youngest member of the 2026 gold medal Team Canada Men's Hockey Team, and was the first overall draft pick in 2026. To Montreal, which is... Complicated. Really complicated. His bio parents kicked him out for being gay, and he wouldn't trade his family for anything in the world, but being the gay poster boy for the team that shunned his dad for being gay because he has his dad's name? He can't even focus on just playing hockey because everything he does is either good for the Metro's image or good for his supposed rival.
Aristotelis Floros has been captain of the American Juniors team twice, was the youngest member of the 2026 silver medal Team USA Men's Hockey Team, and was the second overall draft pick in 2026. To New York, which is a dream come fucking true. He's playing with Scott fucking Hunter, even if he announced 27-28 would be his last season Aris still gets to play with him! So fuck you, Hollander-Rozanov and your handsome fucking face and your goddamned superhero rescuing tendencies. Aris Floros is going to win the Stanley cup first.
Series
- Part 5 of Instant Family
- Part 8 of In The Loonie Bin (Mars' Hollanov Fics)
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Instant Family: Just Add Ice by stabthroughme
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Dec 2025
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A statement released in July, 2022 on the official Centaurs social media channels:
"In October of last year, Shane and Ilya became temporary foster parents to one of the students that had participated in the Irina Foundation's hockey camps after he was abandoned by his birth parents for coming out as queer. Since then they have pursued first permanent foster placement and adoption. That adoption was granted and finalized this month. Mac Hollander-Rozanov has been in many pictures that, with his permission, are being re-edited and re-uploaded to remove the emojis that were used to protect his identity in accordance with the government's guidelines."
An additional paragraph added to a photo Ilya and Shane shared to their personal Instagrams:
"Family looks different for everyone, and our family is no different. Mac is our son, and we are so incredibly proud of him and his achievements. We hope that the hockey community will be as respectful of him as they are of other children of players."
Series
- Part 1 of Instant Family
- Part 1 of In The Loonie Bin (Mars' Hollanov Fics)
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the hot mic heard around the world (or how hollanov broke the internet) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Jan 2026
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The hot mic incident was just the beginning.
Now the internet watches in real-time as Ilya’s Spotify playlist gets leaked (with NOTES), Shane attempts subtlety (narrator: he fails), they bicker about boy bands on late night TV, someone admits to having a ring for six months ON TWITTER, and approximately 20 different social media platforms collectively lose their goddamn minds.
Featuring: journalists having breakdowns, Reddit threads that require moderator intervention, TikTok compilations with 1.2M views, brand partnerships from Skittles, a plague of engagement speculation, and two hockey players who cannot stop being chaotic disasters on main.
The fandom was writing fic about them. Turns out reality is messier, queerer, and somehow MORE unhinged.
[or social media reacts to the week following the Hot Mic Incident™, told entirely through tweets, Reddit posts, Instagram stories, podcast transcripts, and the world’s most romantic Spotify playlist]
Series
- Part 2 of hot mics and hotter rivalries