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    Harry Potter was done.

    All he had ever wanted was a little less time at the Dursleys. Technically, he got his wish after the Battle of the Department of Mysteries. But he had been picturing something along the lines of a quiet holiday in Italy, not a stint in Azkaban.

    One year later, Harry is released, only to discover that Italy is still very much not on the table and, somehow, he’s being sent straight back to Privet Drive.

    Fortunately for the plot, Sirius decides that witnessing the murder of a classmate clearly wasn’t enough trauma for one lifetime and drops a small, life-altering detail: Harry’s parentage is not what he thought. And if Harry can survive a basilisk, the Triwizard Tournament, and Umbridge, then surely he can survive a trip to New York to get himself emancipated.

    Because what could possibly go wrong?

    A new job, a government interrogation or two, and an unexpected rivalry over blueberries later, Harry finds himself wondering why everyone makes such a big deal about Tony Stark.

    He’s not going to be that difficult to deal with.

    …Right?

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    15 Nov 2025

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    Harry Potter has always been different, and his strange connection to plants marks him as the freak his Aunt and Uncle always claimed he was. The wizarding world was supposed to be an escape, but even there, he must hide the truth of his abilities. His magic doesn’t fit the rules, and secrets have a way of growing wild.

    (If only there was someone who understood...)

     
    A re-telling of the books in which Harry has more than one power the Dark Lord knows not.

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    15 Sep 2025

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    Harry stared down at his bleeding hand, the words 'I must not tell lies' dripping down his skin in blood-red liquid.
    And snapped.

    Harry Potter decides he's had enough of the wizarding world throwing him crap. He's going to throw it right back.

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    08 Sep 2025

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    "Uuh, so... hi! I'm Midoriya Izuku and I'm going to be teaching you Quirk Analysis!"

    "What the fuck, Deku?"

    Or, how one innocently overachieving chaos gremlin nonchalantly gets a university degree, teaching license and job offer before high school and causes Eraserhead's alcoholism.

    (the last part might be exaggerated)

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    06 Aug 2025

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    25 Feb 2025

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    So dang cute