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“Alright then,” Garcia continued, “truth: what’s a sentence you wish you never said? Like the thing you said that keeps you up at night the most.”
Oh, fuck Penelope Garcia. Fuck her understanding ass who will always listen to your struggles over a glass of wine. Fuck her for listening to Emily’s grievances over Will and JJ’s relationship which she helped set up back in Miami, by the way.
Oh god. That was it wasn’t it. Fuck her stupid sapphic yearning tendencies.
“Fuck, uh…” She took a deep breath, looking over to JJ for a brief second before looking down at her beer, taking another long sip before speaking, “probably when I said ‘you should go for him’ like a decade ago.”
AKA truth or dare leads to Emily confessing her love for JJ
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“Do you need a hand Trinity?”
“No, no I’m fine, shit-hole’s just ancient. It takes a while sometimes.”
“Trinity, I don’t mind helping, and if you need help, I’m willing to offer some.” Fuck, why was she so kind and earnest?! Trinity couldn’t handle it, not the earnestness of every sentence she spoke. The kindness of her voice each time she said anything. The worry on her face whenever she interacted with a patient. And, fuck, why’d she say her name like that everytime too!
Trinity couldn’t help but oblige, drawn to doing whatever Baran asked, especially when her attending was looking at her like that, with careful compassion deep in her eyes. “Fuck it, yeah, I could use a hand.”
“Alright,” Baran had a coy smirk on her face, “do you want a lift?”
“What?!” Trinity was shocked to say the least, nope she wasn’t getting a lift from her hot as fuck boss, nope nope, nope “Yeah, fucking hell, sure why not.”
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AKA Baran offers Trinity a favour, Trinity gets confused on wtf is happening and they fuck a few days later
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“On that note, everyone take 5, do a walk around the bullpen or to the front office and back, I don't care, just clear your heads real quick.” Prentiss announced, slight sighs of admiration could be heard if you really listened.
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"Look at me,” she said, pulling Emily's chin into her forefinger to force eye contact with her, “we're gonna get him, you I mean,” JJ placed a delicate kiss to Emily's lips, “you are a fucking genius in disguise and I'm so proud of you already.” She placed another kiss to the Unit Chief's lips muffling Emily's moan from the praise. She'd always been into it, praise that is, not just in the bedroom–or office in this case–her therapist would say its a coping method from her oppresive and constrictive childhood but Emily would just saying ‘its really fucking nice to be called a good girl.’
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JJ fucks Emily in her office during a break whilst trying to save Reid in 'Green Light.'
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Vi followed her, her own legs moving before her mind followed. Vi didn’t know why she was being pulled towards this woman but she was never going to argue when she was walking towards a beautiful woman, who she most certainly wanted to get to know.
Vi didn’t realise how close she’d gotten to being right behind this woman, when her mind rejoined her position, she was less than two feet away from, quite literally, stepping on her toes. “Oh, shit! Sorry, I.. uhm.. didn’t mean to be.. uh, g-get this close.” Vi continued to stutter as the words left her mouth.
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A cowboy Caitvi AU where lesbians are useless and crush hardddd.
(Title is from a Noah Kahan song btw.)
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Vi and Caitlyn knew each other as kids until Vi ran away and became a pirate, nine years later they reunite when Vi invades the ship Caitlyn is on.
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useless lesbians try lesbian together
(Title is from Northern Attitude by Noah Kahan)
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“I saw this meme on Facebook and thought of you.”
Victoria stifled a laugh as she watched Cassie dig up the photo. But when Cassie turned her phone screen, Victoria’s face blushed hot. It was a picture of a woman she didn’t recognize on her hands and knees on the ground, but that wasn’t even what shocked her. Around the woman’s neck was a simple leather collar, a leash clipped neatly onto it.
“I, uh,” Victoria cleared her throat, stalling for time to think of a response. “I don’t think you showed me the right thing.”
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or, the one where cassie accidentally shows victoria a picture from her latest hookup instead of whatever dated meme she'd intended. it goes better than either woman could have dreamed of.
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04 Jul 2026
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Cassie’s jaw tightened irrationally. “Victoria.”
Victoria finally glanced over. “Do you need something?” she asked sweetly. “Money? Somebody to sign you into a mental institution?”
Cassie forced herself not to react.
“Come on,” she said through gritted teeth. “You’re drunk. Let me get you home safely.”
Victoria laughed softly. “If you’re my idea of safety, I might as well hitchhike.”
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Cassie tries really hard not to have sex with her girlfriend's daughter until she doesn't.Bookmarked by defnot_str8
04 Jul 2026
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You looked at her questioningly, and she understood what you were asking without needing you to speak.
It was one of the things you loved about her.
"We're not done yet." she pulled you by your arm. Your feet followed her aimlessly since you were still feeling out of it. "We're gonna have so much fun. Right, Emily?"
"Yeah."
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You and JJ are dating, and she doesn't mind sharing.
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01 Jul 2026
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Finger Sucking by McKaysGoldChain (jackiesnats)
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
12 Oct 2025
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kinktober 2025: finger sucking
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- Part 12 of kinktober 2025
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29 Jun 2026
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Isadora’s favourite toy is soft, dumb, and dripping wet for her — all she has to do is point and you’re on your knees with your tongue out.
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28 Jun 2026