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    In a hotel room their first year playing together for Ottawa, Shane and Ilya talk about gay rookies and bad threesomes and how to not sound like you're trying to hook up with Shane's mom.

    "I get that you're trying to say something that's actually kind of sweet, but I cannot emphasize enough how much it sounds like you were trying to hook up with my fucking mom. Also, my mom doesn't just like you, my mom loves you. You know that."

    "Sure, okay, now. But back then? I was very happy to settle for just like. You know how it is with Hollanders. You have to hook up with them for a while before the feelings start to grow."

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    It's not something that they ever talk about. They don't need to acknowledge it, and no one else ever needs to know. Or, no one else needs to know until suddenly Shane is in the hospital and no one will let Ilya see him.

    (Ilya and Shane are soulmates. It doesn't change everything, but it changes enough.)

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Ilya was grinning way too big for Shane’s liking.

    Shane raised his eyebrows at him. “What do you want?”

    Ilya’s smile grew inexplicably wider. “The question is, moya lyubov,” he raised his other arm so that both of Shane’s shoulders now rested beneath his hands, “what do you want?”

    Shane rolled his eyes. “Ugh, you’re infuriating. I don’t want anything, it was just a question.”

    Ilya waited patiently, eyes still locked on Shane’s.

    Shane threw both his hands up in the air and dropped them heavily. “Fucking, fine, you weirdo,” he sighed. “I’ve never smoked before and I was just curious how it feels. That’s all.”

    “Yes,” Ilya nodded, because he could read Shane way too well and obviously had gathered all of that already. His menacing smile wavered for a second, his eyes softening. “And you want me to tell you or…?”

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    Or: Shane and Ilya get high at the cottage.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    In between when Shane and Ilya return to their teams after getting benched and the start of the playoffs, there's still one more week of the regular season. During that week, there is therapy by proxy, a request for emotional support nudes, a romantic declaration about pizza toppings, a disagreement about who turned who gay and another disagreement about whether Montreal Voyageurs games are better than porn.

    Ilya: Reporter got my number and is asking what I think about parliament trying to ban conversion therapy
    Ilya: What the fuck is conversion therapy?

    Shane: No idea, maybe it's actually good my team won't let me talk to reporters

    Ilya: Am googling this is evil shit. Lucky you didn't know about this you would have tried to send yourself before I finished converting you to my dick

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    23 Jun 2026