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Homes, and the Comforts Thereof by Imagined, Scarlet_Ribbons
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
28 Jun 2025
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“Yes, yes.” Balin strokes a hand down his beard, still distracted, and then abruptly says, “Say, laddie, do you really need five vases?”
“I—erm,” says Bilbo. “I suppose not?"
Or: Several dwarves keep pilfering Bilbo's home, apparently on Thorin's command. He isn't quite sure why.
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14 Jun 2026
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Bilbo liked Erebor, he really did. Even if everyone seemed convinced he was going to leave.
In which soil causes international incidents, Thorin is over-dramatic, and dwarves are rubbish at keeping secrets. Oh, and they build a garden. Eventually.
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31 May 2026
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AFC Richmond Proudly Presents: Twelve Months of Richmond - An Incredibly Sexy Pin-Up Calendar by myastoners for hotchswhore
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
14 Sep 2021
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AFC RICHMOND PROUDLY PRESENTS:
TWELVE MONTHS OF RICHMOND - AN INCREDIBLY SEXY PIN-UP CALENDAR
Photographed and Organized by Keeley Jones
With assistance from Coach Nathan Shelley and Director of Football Communications Leslie HigginsFrom Isaac McAdoo March to Jamie Tartt June to Roy Kent November - witness your favorite members of the Richmond team like you've never seen them before: in yummy pin-up form! Every page is a delectable new piece of hot bod, all wrapped up in a monthly theme. Have you ever wanted to see Jan Maas dressed as a playboy bunny? Or Thierry Zoreaux as a sexy schoolteacher? Then look no further than the calendar of your dreams - and support your favorite Premier League club while you ogle all the bare skin and abs! ;)
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21 May 2026
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Jack barked out, "Ellis, sitrep."
Parker pulled up short, her head whipping his way, surprise in her face. As soon as she caught sight of him, that surprise turned to mockery. "Major Jackass, reporting for duty," she drawled as she joined Jack in the little well of space off BH 2.
"That's 'Major Jackass, sir,'" he drawled right back.
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12 May 2026
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Like clockwork, Yolanda slid dark eyes over to her. "Still ignoring me, Parker? You wound my tender heart."
"That's some low-hanging fruit right there. I think I'm insulted," Parker mused.
Yolanda's grin went sharp enough to slice. "Want me to kiss it better?"
Parker shot her an unimpressed look. Because after everything, she was going there, really? "I know you're not trying to flirt with me."
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22 Apr 2026

