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    Bilbo Baggins arrived home late one afternoon in the middle of the week and the entire west Farthing is still talking about it.

    Poor Mister Baggins. He was doomed to be a nine-days wonder no matter what and is it any wonder after a year-long adventure? Even the Tooks haven’t the influence to hush that up, but Mad Baggins seems to have managed to silence every tongue in the Shire on that subject which would be awe-inspiring ...if not for the way he decided to go about it.

    OR: That one where Middle Earth seems to be unclear about where baby Hobbits come from.

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    18 Aug 2024

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    When Sansa gets a call from the Great Westerosi Bake Off, she's not sure whether to thank Arya or kill her. Against her better judgment, Sansa signs up and is chosen to compete. Baking in the tent is stressful enough, but Sansa can't help but notice the baker from Dorne with the Red Viper tattoo...

    On hiatus- not abandoned!

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    17 Dec 2021

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    1940s AU - The war is over, and she hasn't heard from Darcy in weeks. Since she'd found out about George Wickham, they have been writing letters constantly. But it had come to a sudden, abrupt end. She fears the worst, until a tip from Jane brings her to the train station on an early Wednesday morning, waiting to greet the returning soldiers.

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    05 Feb 2021

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    When Elizabeth was fifteen her father died and she married Mr. Collins to protect her sister Jane. Now years after he died, will the memories of his mistreatment keep her from finding happiness with the friend of Netherfield's new tenant?

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    05 Feb 2021

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    AU in which Will receives a secret admirer with a penchant for writing him poetry and slaughtering the innocent in artistic fashions. No one ever told him that courtship was so bloody or appealing -rather, so bloody appealing? He's a part-time bartender that can't catch a break, but at least he has one loyal customer who doesn't seem to mind bouncing from restaurant to bar to restaurant in order to have his favorite drink made by his favorite person.

    There couldn't be a correlation though; Dr. Lecter is an upstanding psychiatrist that just likes his drinks served a certain way, and the Chesapeake Ripper keeps sending love letters in the hopes of one day eating him. One is, quite frankly, flattering, the other...

    Will isn't stupid enough to tell anyone that it's also equally flattering, albeit horrifying at the same time. It's up for interpretation.

    Right?

    Slow(ish) burn, romance, obsession, gaslighting, old(er) Hannibal (10 year difference), university-aged Will

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    17 Sep 2020