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    Could You Turn Off Your Banging? by

    Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

    30 Aug 2023

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    The first time, it was alright; understandable. Yoongi had heard worse and less appealing sex noises previously and that’s okay, everyone gets some. The next three times within a week had Yoongi getting mildly annoyed. The fifth, sixth and seventh times were in rapid, quick succession - literally within nine to ten hours of each other - which is when he thought it was getting really fucking ridiculous. The eighth time was right in the middle of his standing biweekly dinners with Namjoon and Hoseok.

    Right in the middle of some incredibly wanton moaning which wouldn't be out of place in a porno, Namjoon turned to him, just the slightest bit disturbed, "That's new."

    "Mrs Song moved," Yoongi related miserably, "She went back to Daegu to live with her daughter."

    "And this guy," Hoseok indicated with his thumb in the general direction of Yoongi's bedroom and, almost on cue, there's a loud ah, there, Jin-ah, "Moved in?"

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    In which Yoongi's apartment shares a wall with his neighbour and he is really fucking tired of the hoeism and constant vocal appreciation for this dude's dick.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    You're Tyre-ing My Heart Out by

    Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

    01 Nov 2023

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    Fantastic. Seokjin is going to be booked on a criminal charge in a foreign country then possibly loaded into one of those cannons at the Saluting Battery and fired off into the sea. Yoongi just pokes his upper thigh, silently urging him to readjust his phone’s flashlight and allow him to continue his illicit activities in marginally better lighting. Seokjin, being the weak fucking man he is, does it without a question, and Yoongi continues trying to hotwire the bike with a toolkit he’d pulled from fuck knows where.

    The most depressing part of this ordeal, in Seokjin’s opinion, is that he’ll miss seeing Taehyung by literal hours before he gets incarcerated for being an accessory to grand theft auto. Maybe Taehyung will appreciate a goodbye message on KakaoTalk - You are the light of my life, but it is my duty as a hyung to protect Drunk Yoongi from himself. Remember me as I was when I was young and beautiful.

    “You’re going to love this,” Yoongi says with relish as he continues to fiddle with the wires, cutting Seokjin’s thoughts short and reinforcing that, yes, his first instinct to tie Yoongi to the bed and sit on him was the correct one.

    (aka YoonJin steal a bike in Malta)

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    08 Jul 2026

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    At the Edge by

    Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu  

    02 Apr 2026

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    Beefleaf Mafia au.

    “You lied to me for years, killed my brother, and now you’re saying please?”

    With the Shi family destroyed and nowhere left to run, Shi Qingxuan stands at the edge of a rooftop, forced to choose between death and the arms of the man who betrayed him first and loved him anyway.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Succumb, Succumb by

    Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    05 Jul 2021

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    Shi Qingxuan was born to be doted on.

    It’s a feat that He Xuan, to this day, hasn’t figured out. Her parents, first, then her brother, all splurging to give her the shiniest life with the bloodiest money.

    And He Xuan could never argue that he’s any different, try as he might.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Against All Odds by

    Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    22 Dec 2019

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    Once upon a time, there was a kingdom by the name of Xian Le. This country was renowned for its four treasures – delicate beauties, thriving literary arts, glimmering jewels, and of course…

    His Royal Highness the Crown Prince.

    You see, there is a famous trial in Xian Le. On the night of his 16th birthday, Xie Lian would be free to wed. "Pass all three trials, and the crown is yours!" Sounds simple, right? Suitors from across the country flocked to the Royal Capital, eager to try their luck in courting the elusive prince. But alas, the spot next to the Crown Prince continued to remain empty a decade later.

    Exultant praises of the Crown Prince's beauty soon morphed into muttered scepticism. Maybe... there’s something wrong with the Crown Prince? Is he ugly? Disfigured? Unlovable? Or maybe, the challenges were truly too difficult.

    The day of summer solstice, a mysterious figure appears. "My name is Crimson Rain Sought Flower," the masked man announces, "and I'm here to ask for the Crown Prince's hand in marriage."

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    08 Jul 2026