davidpatricks
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- Schitt's Creek (7)
- Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV) (1)
- Heated Rivalry (TV) (1)
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Emiliya Hollander-Rozanova’s Deeply Personal, Ongoing Beef with Hockey as a Concept by davidpatricks
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Jun 2026
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Shane and Ilya quickly discover that their firstborn daughter is completely disinterested in hockey and are definitely being totally cool and normal about it
(or: vignettes of family life featuring girldads!Hollanov, Ilya enjoying being a figure skating dad way too much, and just so much fluff because these two deserve love and joy and peace)
(bumped up the rating a little because of language -- this is Shane and Ilya, after all!)
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i know i should be angry (but i can barely feel a fucking thing) by davidpatricks
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
19 May 2020
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Eloise deals with her traumatic past in ways that are all too familiar to David.
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- Part 7 of David and Patrick: Disaster Dads
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Patrick Brewer is definitely morosexual. Luckily, he married a man who occasionally says some very stupid things.
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- Part 5 of David and Patrick: Disaster Dads
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All The Other Boys Just Want Your Sex (I Just Want Your Text) by davidpatricks, deathbysandblk
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
21 Jun 2019
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David was high when he put his number on the wall of a bathroom in New York. He never expected what would happen as a result.
Patrick, having recently been broken up with again, was bored and needed something to do. When he spotted the number on the bathroom wall, he decided to text it.
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Look Inside You and Be Strong by davidpatricks for deathbysandblk
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
08 Jun 2019
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David and Patrick renew their vows.
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- Part 4 of David and Patrick: Disaster Dads
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David and Patrick: Disaster Dads by davidpatricks, deathbysandblk, doberwoman, imbrokelyn99, lucianowriter
Fandom Schitt's Creek
19 May 2020
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Inspired by the summary and promotional video for Season 6 Epsiode 5, this is an AU where Patrick (pre - Friends and Family) has to have his wisdom teeth extracted, and David is the only person he trusts to get him to the dentist and back in one piece. But under the influence of heavy medication, Patrick says just a little too much.
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31 Jan 2020
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David and Patrick consider fatherhood.
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- Part 3 of David Rose Shows His Feelings
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10 Jan 2020
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Patrick decides to use Grindr when he first gets to Schitt's Creek, ready for an opportunity to embrace his new life.
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20 Jul 2019
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I Can't Fight This Feeling Any Longer by deathbysandblk for davidpatricks
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
27 Jun 2019
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Sebastien is back in town and Patrick decides to go have a chat with him. Meanwhile, David and Stevie are on a best friend fun adventure night and meet someone interesting!
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27 Jun 2019
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What if David and Patrick didn’t survive the Rachel reveal? What if David fell back into destructive behavior and a pattern of bad relationships? What if, to get out of a bad relationship, he calls on the one person who actually truly cared about him?
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- English
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Bookmarked by davidpatricks
25 Jun 2019