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Bare my skin, bare my soul by damagedpickle for howellaboutactive
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies)
16 Feb 2025
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In an alternate universe where everyone's skin is decorated with the lies of their soulmate - or liemarks - Tony Stark is fed up. His soulmate lies constantly, and not just about normal things, about things like murder, treason, and espionage. He talks like he lives in a different century and has instilled Tony with a million and one frustrated questions.
When an astrological anomaly is picked up by SHIELD in Puente Antiguo right as his soulmate seems to be losing the plot properly, Tony decides to investigate and finally get the answers to some lifelong questions from his soulmate.
Question 1: Can they just give up and come out already?
Or, a soulmate AU where instead of soulmarks, people have liemarks, set during the events of the first Thor movie.
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In an impulsive attempt to set up his best friend Bruce with the object of his not-so-subtle infatuation, one Thor Odinson, Tony uses one of his parents many weekends away to set up a chance meeting between the two. Only, after a chance meeting of his own with said object's younger brother, Tony's mission rapidly falls in danger. Struggling with his own relationship issues, Loki soon becomes a spectator to Tony's life, and two find their worlds inevitably entwined.
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Dr Reginald Hargreeves, world-renown child psychologist adopts seven children during a trip to Europe as the ideal test subjects. As his own children, he needs no consent and has no boundaries which he cannot push. Can he shape seven children of the exact same age to become entirely specialised creations of his design?
…Or a no-power au where the children are adopted to be subjects of a psychological experiment instead of child superheroes.
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- Part 1 of Seven Manufactured Sinners
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Head Full of Chemicals, Mouth Full of Ridicule by damagedpickle for howellaboutactive
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics)
25 Mar 2024
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Dick isn’t stupid. He knows he is only here waiting to die. The Joker may be too masochistic to ever, ever make an attempt on Bruce’s life, but that twisted sentiment does not extend any further. Dick knows what his death would do to Bruce. He knows the Joker does too.
While Bruce is away on business, the Joker takes Dick hostage.
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Home Alone Sucks (I've Been There Before) by damagedpickle for howellaboutactive
Fandoms: South Park
25 Dec 2023
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Christmas on food stamps sucks. Kenny's never been able to properly express this to his friends and every year it leaves him perpetually frustrated.
But maybe a sympathetic ear might help turn things around, just a little.
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Prompt Fills by damagedpickle
Fandom Iron Man (Movies), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
25 Mar 2023
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Hi Sam's mom... by Mrs_Understood
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
11 Apr 2022
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They are far from normal high school students, and they don't really know what they are doing, but MAN do they have the spirit!
or, in which Sam's parents adopt all of his misfit friends because they really really need a family. with a healthy helping of angst and a serving of fluff.
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21 May 2026
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If I Only Had the Words (To Tell You) by StrawberrySootSprites
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jan 2026
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The first time it happened, he threw up.
Not afterwards.
He threw up while he was still inside her.
It had pooled over the edge of the bed, sick and orange. Filled with the remnants of his dinner. He remembered staring at the mess, eyes unfocused and wet. His hair had stuck to the sides of his face, salty with sweat and tears.
Disgusting.
And wrong.
All of it was wrong.
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The summer before his fifth year, Walburga decides to take the matter of the Black family heir into her own hands. Sirius is merely a pawn. A means to an end. A tool. But the woman he's been engaged to is almost twice his age. Not that Walburga cares. Not that any of them care.
Oh.
And he's in love with Remus.
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- Part 1 of Vienna Waits For You
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26 Oct 2025
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Mornings After by etlabete for zombieporno
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
11 Jul 2014
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It starts when Tony's sick with the flu. The rest of the Avengers are indisposed after battle, so it falls to their resident God of Mischief to check in on him. The visit sparks something and a series of mornings after. Post Avengers and Thor: The Dark World, and pretending Iron Man 3 never happened.
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14 Apr 2025
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where the lonely make the lonely feel less lonely by grumpyhedgehogs
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
17 Jun 2020
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How Vanya Hargreeves saves the world by accidentally becoming a superhero. She'd also like to know when her family decided her apartment is a halfway house.
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10 Aug 2024
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Thanos is dead and the war is over, but the universe hasn't seen fit to give Thor anything back. When he finds out that there might be a way to return at least one person to life...how can he not take the chance?
Unfortunately, everything has a price.
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- Part 28 of Author's Favorites
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17 Nov 2023