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Shane paused. Then, with deliberate slowness, he said, "Let me get this straight. You want to bottom... so you can chirp better?"
"Well, it is not very straight, that is kind of point, yes?"
Shane took a deep, long-suffering breath.
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- Part 1 of chirpverse
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my momsold me to Scott Hunter, a Shane Hollander fanfiction by luulapants, mockspeed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
04 May 2026
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rpfactorfiction
Oh my god, I didn't know there were any copies of this left on the internet. For those who don't know, this is like. This is a foundational text of hockey RPF. This is from before hockey RPF was really a thing even. It's from the mid-aughts and wasn't posted to a fanfiction website. Instead, OP dropped this insane RPF manifesto onto a normal ass hockey fan forum (which no longer exists) then deleted their account like two days later. Just handed this to a bunch of jocks and hockey bros and dipped. Legendary shit. Like, I don't think this kid even knew what fanfiction was, the fucking hand of god just compelled him to write about being an MLH player's sex slave and show it to the world. I pray every day that this insane child actually made it to the MLH and got to meet Scott Hunter.
So maybe Shane had a little crush on Scott Hunter in his younger years. So maybe he anonymously posted online about it once. So maybe it had become an internet legend and a running joke in the MLH.
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When Ilya Rozanov goes down on the ice, the Boston Bears are already moving to defend their captain. No one expects Shane Hollander, captain of the Montreal Voyageurs, to be the one who throws the first punch.
Or: the Boston Bears figure out Ilya and Shane's relationship first-and decide that instead of letting their captain move to Ottawa, they'll just kidnap his boyfriend instead. Shane Hollander would make a better Bear anyway.
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- Part 1 of (We Could Be) Something Great
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Vlada sees unexpected news about her uncle Ilya, whom she hasn't seen in years. This awakens some long lost memories, and she decides to check on him.
She hit Send. Her hands were shaking. So stupid. He won't see it anyway. God knows how many dms from fans he gets daily.
But she felt a weird sense of accomplishment.
Did she miss him? Can you miss a person you barely remember? Or did she do it solely out of spite?
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Satoru has this habit. Maybe tendency is a better word for it. It started in second year. Satoru was always interested in girls. He really liked Inoue Waka, and he’d scope out the magazines at the convenience stores, flipping through the photos of the models and idols. Suguru would stand next to him with his selection of drink and snack in hand, browsing the magazine titles. And Satoru would show Suguru the ones he thought were cute and would comment on them.
Now that they’re in fourth year, Satoru has become downright vulgar with his comments. Suguru has never said anything when Satoru’s tendency flares up. But for some reason, today, Suguru speaks.
“You know, the way you talk makes it seems like you’re overcompensating for something.”
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Or Suguru and Satoru play gay chicken. Because they're in love, but they're also idiots.
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- Part 1 of Are You Chicken Me Out?