custardpringle
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the sun will rise, and we will try again by custardpringle
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
06 Oct 2025
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"The fuck am I gonna be mad at you about?" Majima snorts. "Yer gonna move to Okinawa and be a happy tanned single mother of twenty, or however many kids it is, until ya find a nice responsible husband or girlfriend to move in and help out. It'll be some real heartwarming daytime TV movie shit. I get cavities every time I think about it."
Kiryu blinks at her, clearly bewildered. "Do you worry about that a lot?" she says cautiously. "Me marrying someone else?"
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i'd live for you, and that's hard to do by custardpringle
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
20 Dec 2024
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“I never knew you were such a romantic, nii-san.” Something twinges in Kiryu's chest; maybe he’s pulled a muscle. “Next time I kick your ass, maybe I’ll bring flowers.”
“Nah, don’t bother.” Majima huffs out smoke and stares up at the moldy ceiling. He sounds bored of the joke already. “I got allergies anyway.”
It’s funny to think of Majima, who bulled through being stabbed and shot and drowned by sheer force of personality, being brought low by hay fever. Kiryu’s chest twinges again. He should microwave a bag of rice to put on that when he gets home.
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somebody's gonna get hurt (i hope it's not me) by custardpringle
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Marvel 616
28 May 2023
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“Great hoary hosts,” says Dr. Strange, like he says about fucking everything. “What did you do to yourself?”
“Some science threw up on my magic,” says Felicia sulkily. “I thought you could tell me what’s wrong with it.”
Strange frowns, irritatingly, at a point above her left shoulder. “You’re stuck. Like--oh, like a car spinning its wheels in mud. Something went wrong, and your luck is giving you infinite chances to get it right.”
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home and dry by custardpringle
Fandoms: Agent Pendergast Series - Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child
01 May 2022
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It was nearly midnight. Twenty-four hours ago, Margo had been robbing the New York Museum of Natural History. She was exhausted to tears–-and didn’t feel like she could sleep a fucking wink.
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- Part 5 of go west
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déja vu & the sins of science by custardpringle
Fandoms: Agent Pendergast Series - Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child
27 Mar 2022
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“So, Dr. Green,” said Christine, grinning across the table at her. “Do you believe in monsters?”
There was a brief, awkward silence from a few people who clearly had some idea who Margo was. Nora paused, a forkful of mac and cheese halfway to her mouth, but Margo just laughed.
“Sure I do,” she said. “Human and otherwise. I just don’t believe in this one. It doesn’t line up at all with other Great Lakes monster myths. Anyway, if there was anything around here big enough to prey on us, recreational divers would vanish all the time.”
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- Part 6 of go west
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go west by custardpringle
Fandom Agent Pendergast Series - Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child
01 May 2022
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The Fraser Record (Excerpts) by custardpringle
Fandom due South, House of Leaves - Mark Z. Danielewski
10 Aug 2016
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in olden days, a glimpse of stocking by custardpringle
Fandom Dorothy L Sayers - Lord Peter Wimsey series, Lord Peter Wimsey - Dorothy L. Sayers
08 Jul 2012
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Goth Gothic by lllookalive
Fandom Bandom, Cobra Starship, Fall Out Boy, L.S. Dunes (Band), My Chemical Romance, The Academy Is...
15 Aug 2025
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21 Aug 2024
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The Curves of Your Lips Rewrite History by zamwessell
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables (2012), Les Misérables - Schönberg/Boublil
18 Feb 2013
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Javert/Valjean - hatesex that becomes a genuine relationship.
From the prompt: Javert recognises Madeline as Valjean from the moment they meet, but they both know that any accusation would come down to his word against that of a respected businessman. So Javert goes about his duties and waits for Valjean to slip up, while Valjean goes about his life and waits for Javert to denounce him.
Of course it would all be so much easier if they didn't have to see each other every day.
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09 Apr 2013
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Future Perfect by poisonivory
Fandoms: DCU - Comicverse, DCU, Blue Beetle (Comic), Booster Gold (Comics)
17 Dec 2012
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Milagro's brother doesn't want her to be a Green Lantern. Rani's sort-of dad doesn't want her to be a Time Master. Clearly, there's only one solution: rescuing Ted Kord.
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04 Jan 2013
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Lost Days!Jason trolls Officer Grayson!Dick in Blüdhaven. Dick counter-trolls with the power of love. (It's super effective.)
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- English
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09 Oct 2012
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The Doctor takes his companions on a lovely holiday. Meanwhile, Anji manages her finances and Fitz places an ill-advised bet.
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26 Dec 2009