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   Car Sex (But Literally) by DisabledB1tch

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Other
   • Complete Work

   11 Dec 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • The Bentley (Good Omens)
   • Telepathy
   • Telepathic Sex
   • Car Sex
   • but literally
   • The Bentley is a Little Shit (Good Omens)
   • Crowley's connection to the Bentley is more corporeal than we all thought
   • Hand Jobs
   • telepathic hand jobs
   • Telepathic Bond
   • Crowley can feel things in the Bentley
   • The Bentley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley hates it
   • Gabriel is Called Jim (Good Omens)
   • Exhibitionism
   • but VEEEEEEEERY light
   • like you have to squint to see it
   • He/Him Pronouns For Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • He/Him Pronouns For Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Making an Effort (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale is a Little Shit (Good Omens)
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • no beta we die like my dignity after writing this
   • No beta we die like my happiness after season 2 ended
   • Episode: s02e03 I Know Where I'm Going (Good Omens)
   • Shameless Smut
   • except i'm very ashamed
   • Shameful smut
   • Smut
   • I wrote this in class
   • how many more tags do I need
   • Dom Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Gentle Dom Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Sub Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Mentioned Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Gabriel Is Stupid
   • fuck Gabriel all the homies hate gabriel
   • Mildly Dubious Consent
   • only in the beginning though because Aziraphale is entirely unaware of what's happening
   • Established Relationship
   • Established Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens)
   • Ineffable Idiots (Good Omens)
   • no beta we die like my commitment to kinktober
   • I wrote 2 fics then dropped off the face of the earth for 2 months
   • to all you new kids that's my posting schedule
   • Not Beta Read
   • no beta we die like my physical health
   • I'm still a medical anomaly
   • very physically unwell author
   • I had people offering to be my beta readers but I said no bc I have too much fun with no beta tags
   • i couldn’t come up with a creative/poetic title so just deal with it

   Summary

   Telepathic bentley sex fic.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,537

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   14

   Kudos:

   460

   Bookmarks:

   50

   Hits:

   3,514

   Bookmarked by cryingbecausepain

   04 Nov 2025

   Bookmarker's Notes

   What the title said ☝️

2. Public Bookmark *

   If I Told You It Was Only Gonna Hurt by confusedlasagna

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Other
   • Work in Progress

   10 Nov 2024

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Nina (Good Omens)
   • Maggie (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Adam Young (Good Omens)
   • Warlock Dowling
   • Ligur (Good Omens)
   • Hastur (Good Omens)
   • Eric | Disposable Demon (Good Omens)
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Heavy Angst
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Hurt Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Needs a Hug (Good Omens)
   • Hurt Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Needs a Hug (Good Omens)
   • Morally Neutral Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • Morally Neutral Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Suicidal Thoughts
   • Autistic Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Muriel is a good friend
   • Amnesia
   • Canon Compliant
   • post season two
   • Genderfluid Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Warlock Dowling Needs a Hug
   • Suicide Notes
   • Depression
   • Mental Health Issues
   • Crowley Was Raphael Before Falling (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)

   Summary

   After Aziraphale returns to Heaven, Crowley doesn't see the point of trying anymore.

   ---

   “So let me get this straight,” Bee says much later, sprawled across a couch in their modest house on one of Alpha Centauri's nicer planets. “Your pet angel left you for heaven, so you want us to turn you human, erase all your memories, and make it so no one can ever find you again? Are you insane?”

   Crowley scowls. “My initial idea was holy water, but I couldn’t… I couldn’t do that to him."

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   66,049

   Chapters:

   27/?

   Comments:

   510

   Kudos:

   1,287

   Bookmarks:

   230

   Hits:

   29,705

   Bookmarked by cryingbecausepain

   10 Nov 2024