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    Hal was angry about many things today: an alien invasion happening while breakfast-in-bed rituals were being enjoyed, Bruce knowing his Lantern ring's size like the freak that he is, and the fact that all of this was happening while he was wearing pink flannel pajamas under his uniform, and his breath still smelled like barely-10-second mouthwash about 2-hours into the fighting and the rescuing.

    Bruce apparently think it's the most romantic thing they could be doing...

    ...that fucking loser.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Tim Drake is good at surviving.

    He knows how to keep his head down, how to read a room, how to make himself useful enough to be tolerated. Between school, a café job, and a home that never quite feels like one, Tim doesn’t expect much more than that.

    Babysitting Damian Wayne was supposed to be simple. Temporary. A paycheck.

    Instead, Tim finds himself pulled into a family that notices too much, bruises that linger, smiles that don’t reach his eyes, silences that say more than words ever could.

    The Batfamily sees one of their own.

    And Tim?
    Tim is learning what it feels like when someone stays.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    The last straw for Damian had been yesterday. Drake had been sitting on the couch for movie night when his phone buzzed. Damian had managed to catch a glimpse of the screen before Drake had been able to pick it up.

    “good night <3” from Sunshine, the notification read. Drake had received a text message wishing him goodnight. From someone named Sunshine.

    There had only been one conclusion to make: Drake had a paramour.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    “Jay Morgan, thirty years old, registered foster parent, approved for emergency placements.”

    “…Foster parent?” Jason repeated, incredulous.

    “Mr Thomas has been placed under your care effective immediately,” Laura continued, flipping a page. “Temporary arrangement pending review. You’ll be assigned a caseworker—me—for the duration of his placement. I’ll be conducting regular home visits, both scheduled and unscheduled, so I strongly advise you to ensure the premises remain suitable.”

    She stepped forward. Close enough that Jason had to shift back a half-step or get bowled over entirely by this woman who was at least two heads shorter than him, and in doing so, she brought the kid—Duke—with her.

    “Hey—no, hold on a second—”
     
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    With Batman gone, Gotham is falling apart. But Jason has bigger problems. Like this kid who just got dumped on his doorstep due to a case of mistaken identity. What was his name again? Oh yeah— Duke Thomas.

    (Shut up Tim! Jason did not have Bruce's adoption disease!)

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Eridian kids are entertained and fascinated by how lightly humans sleep.

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    13 Jun 2026