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Robert slumps into his chair, headset half-on, the SDN bullpen still humming with the last dregs of the night shift.
He sips into his mug... Blegh.
The coffee tastes like battery acid, but it really is the only thing keeping his eyes open.
Then the comm crackles.
“Hello, Robert.”
Phenomaman’s voice, flat as a gravestone.
“I would like to learn about intercourse from a human person.”
Robert chokes on his coffee. Why is this his life?
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07 Nov 2025
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Prism sucks her teeth, eyes rolling behind her visor. “Like you don’t talk mad shit with us,” she says, hand coming up to wipe off the blood on her face. “We’re here ‘cause someone doesn’t know how to be a normal human being.”
“Fuck off, Princess Bubblegum,” Invisigal snaps. “It was a joke. If this fucking meeting wasn’t about ‘sexual harassment’,” she rolls her eyes and makes finger quotes, “it’d be about us being too loud on the radio, or us not being a picture-fucking-perfect hero squad, or us fucking up something on a call.”
Flambae hisses out another burst of sparks. “Don’t roll your fucking eyes,” he says, lip curled into a sneer, “you know full well that was a creepy fucking line, Invisibitch.”
OR: Invisgal makes another comment. Robert hits his limit, and so does the Z-Team.
This work is on hiatus (NOT abandoned)
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25 Dec 2025
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such a sweet boy (i can really bite) by AceMoppet
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
14 Apr 2025
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If someone had asked Viktor what his first thought had been upon meeting Jayce, he would choose a diplomatic answer, something along the lines of, “Reckless, but undoubtedly brilliant.” Perhaps something to do with his passion, his zeal for making the world a better place by giving it magic. Or maybe he’d choose to talk about Jayce’s kindness, his innate sense of fairness that led to him to consider pulling Viktor onto the podium with him even when they’d barely known each other for longer than a day. If pressed, he may even comment on the look of wonder he’d seen on Jayce’s face when they’d finally gotten the runes to work and had flown straight up, sky-high and brimming with joy.
He would be lying, of course. His first thought on meeting Jayce was actually more along the lines of, “Oh, he needs a cock in his bratty little mouth.”
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15 Apr 2025