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5 Times Cliff Marleau Gets A Penalty and 1 Time All The Other Raiders Do by Altostratus16
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
16 Jun 2026
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Cliff sat back, sighing and readied himself to watch Boston kill the penalty. Toronto's power play was weak and everyone knew it. It was a relief, but didn't make four minutes in the box any less boring.
And then he caught sight of the attendant.
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Cliff Marleau is not in the habit of getting stupid penalties. Or he wasn't in the habit until he met Hayden Pike, the new penalty box attendant.
And Hayden Pike is hot.Bookmarked by consume_nutrients
22 Jun 2026
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disregard my last message by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
17 Jun 2026
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Marlow: UHHHH
Connors: GOOD LORD
Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
Ilya: Oops
Ilya: Wrong chat
Ilya: Obviously
Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose
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19 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov is all about public service by artfullofchaos
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 May 2026
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“I’m not going to ask Hayden if he can fuck me just so I can be a normal person.”
“So you want to get fucked.”
“Obviously, I do, don’t I?” Shane mutters, glancing down at his own crotch. He feels Rozanov do the same, so his face burns and his hand takes on a life of its own, punching the man in the chest. “Stop that.”
“Hey, I just want to help,” Rozanov replies. Suddenly, Shane notices how close they are and forces himself to take a step back. “It’s not that complicated. You just want to fuck, so do it. Practice. Easy.”
He has to learn from the best, right? Shane doesn't do things halfway. If he's going to lose his virginity, he's going to learn to do it with all the necessary nuances that Rozanov's promiscuous experience can offer.
"Okay," Shane exhales, and immediately blushes. "I'll do it. Are you free tomorrow at seven?"
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14 Jun 2026
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Cliff sighed. It was time to bite the bullet. “Man, y’know, I always wanted a little brother. And my dad, God bless him, he musta been shooting just X chromosome sperm. Love all three of my little sisters, but what the fuck? No brother? I was born to be a big brother. I think of you as the little brother I never got growing up. You’re my favorite person to hang out with, and I feel like I’m at least sort of mentoring you. My kids adore you and call you Uncle Ilya. You’re the little brother I never had, and I’m so lucky to have you in my life.”
“Aww, Cliff, I like you too,” said Ilya jokingly.
“Roz, what I’m saying is, it’s okay that your Montreal girl is Shane Hollander. Scott Hunter is an asshole for whatever he was doing.”
Ilya was silent for a minute, “He was threatening to out us.”
“I’ll break both his fucking legs,” Cliff promised. “No one is getting you fired.”
“We’ve never thrown a game,” said Ilya, looking nervous, earnest.
“Of course you haven’t: you’re too competitive and he’s too autistic.”
“Artistic?” repeated Ilya. “I don’t think he can draw.”
Here's a story of six times people clocked Ilya and Shane over the years.
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- Part 5 of The Very Loud Chirp
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02 Apr 2026
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The bartender adds a lime to his drink, and passes it over the bar-top. "What do you think?"
Shane obediently takes a sip. "Oh," he says. "Yeah, that's great. What is it?"
"Vodka, ginger beer, and lime." The bartender starts polishing a glass. "Called a Moscow Mule."
Shane almost chokes. The Russian asshole can't even let him order a drink in peace.
Shane walks away and leaves Ilya with a belly-button full of jizz, half a tuna melt, and a broken heart
Instead of going to a bar and meeting Rose Landry...what if he goes home with the bartender?Or: shane has a fun lil gay awakening while ilya just crashes tf out. we will rejoin canon in tampa
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08 Mar 2026