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One foot in through the door and it was like blood in the water. He noticed the guy, of course, it was hard not to. Broad shoulders, strong jaw, spider-leg eyelashes and a thin, pink mouth that’s wet from bad vodka.
Rocky watches Grace ride a mechanical bull. What happens next is totally his choice.
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01 Jul 2026
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The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known by SerotoninShift
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Jun 2026
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After the Taumoeba leak, after I decided to die after all and turned my ship around to save Rocky, after Rocky's frantic calculations about food supplies, Taumoeba multiplication rates, and human caloric intake needs, after we realized that with some rationing and luck I would make it, but that we were headed toward the unknown territory of trying to rapid-prototype me a life support system and synthetic food supply on an inhospitable planet: after all of that, after everything, I shouldn't have been surprised that it only took a few months on board the Hail Mary for things to get weird.
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27 Jun 2026
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Design Thinking for Everyday Life by lyricl
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 May 2026
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"So how humans pick partner?"
"Well, sexually speaking, I guess a lot of humans go off of looks,” said Grace. “Physical appearance.”
“Physical appearance!” Rocky was scandalized. “No good. Bad variable. Tell you nothing. Have to run experiment. Have to try.”
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25 Jun 2026
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Grace points at the five tentacles.
“So. Normally these are inside of you. But they have some length to them, if they’re able to reach outside of your body entirely like this. Do…? I mean, has any Eridian tried putting them into another like, Eridian, or…?”
Rocky squeaks, a rush of air from his vents in a short burst. Scandalized.
“Put inside!? No no no. Disgust! Grace think like pervert! No no no.”
“It was an innocent question! Humans put their penises in any hole that can fit! Even stuff that isn’t alive, like, food or—”
Another squeal, this time Rocky stands on three legs. His two limbs used currently for his arms wave erratically.
“Perverted! Perverted! Perverted! Grace disgust! All human species disgust!”
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24 Jun 2026
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(rocket man) burning up his fuse alone by lecornergirl
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
22 Mar 2026
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“Are you almost finished, question?” Rocky asks, as if he isn’t asking something deeply mortifying.
Grace lets his head fall back against the wall and huffs out something between a laugh and a sigh. “No,” he says. “It’s not—um. It’s not working.”
“Your penis is broken, question?”
“No!” Grace yelps.
“Tell me what is broken,” Rocky says. “I can fix it.”
OR: grace has desires. rocky can help.
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21 Jun 2026