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Thorki Collection by valkyrieshepard
Fandom Thor (Movies), Thor - All Media Types, Thor Ragnarok - Fandom, Thor: Ragnarok - Fandom
01 Apr 2018
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Bookmarked by coanse
26 May 2026
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Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.
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Used to be a Hot Boy (Now I'm Stunnin') by TawnyOwl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2024
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“Why the hell would you get a fucking paw print tatted on your shoulder?” He prods, laughing at the ridiculousness of it, performing his usual detection spells on Draco’s wand.
“I didn’t. It’s my fucking soulmate being a fucking dick.”
Ron pauses. He stares. Draco stares back, brow raised in a challenge.
“You’re kidding.”
“You tell me, pureblood. Am I?”
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A second goes by in which Harry shifts from foot to foot, uneasy at the way Draco just stares at him. “What?” He asks defensively.
“You fucking named the poor child Artie. After artifact. What an arsehole, Potter. Couldn’t you give him a real name?”
“What do you mean, a real name? Artie is a real name! And he’s not real anyway, so why do you care? What does it matter?”
Draco heaves a great sigh and pats Artie on the back. “It’s okay Artie, ignore your idiot Papa over there. I’ll take care of you.”
Harry splutters indignantly at the insult. It was literally an artifact! Why did it need a real name? And he wasn’t its Papa! He’d only had it for three bloody, sleepless days.
Bookmarked by coanse
13 Apr 2026
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OH MY GOSH I ABSOLUTELY LOVED THIS 😭💕
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Though their mission to find the lost relics was successful, the last thing Draco expected was to be wearing one! The treasure chest before them sits untouched, save for the single thing Ron saw fit to snatch.
“Now you can deal with him so I don’t have to! Finally!” Ron says, mighty pleased with himself. He collects his Muggle jacket from the couch of Draco’s office and wipes imaginary lint off his trousers.
Draco still has his arm comically held out, fearfully. “Weasley! Did you just put a relic on my arm? A relic, do you understand what the repercussions of this could mean for us–”
“Yes, it means he’s going to leave me alone now, in peace!” Ron shouts cheerfully over Draco’s lecture, striding across the room to head out the door, and Draco simply watches him leave, mouth open, cursing the day he allowed Granger to convince him her husband was not a crazy nutjob.
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Ron sticks a magical bracelet on Draco from one of their treasure hunts and now Draco can't stop hearing Harry's innermost thoughts and desires. It's very distracting.