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    Operation Guard Dog was when an ANBU changed places with the asset to provide the asset with an additional layer of identity security. It was rarely used because it required that the asset be skilled enough to pass off as ANBU and the need to protect their identity outweigh the dangers of masquerading as ANBU.

    It was fortunate that Minato-sensei had insisted on wearing the ANBU uniform, Kakashi thought to himself.

    AU where BNHA adults meet ANBU Kakashi and are appropriately appalled.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    Objectively speaking, there are worse people to be reincarnated as. Ultimately unimportant side character, socially acceptable Quirk, winner of the genetic lottery, only mildly deranged.

    Honestly, ignoring the fact that he looks increasingly like a fuckboy douche, he's handling this like a champ.

     

    (It's an SI fic. It's an SI fic.)

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    11 Mar 2026

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    All young women yearned for marriage. They wished to meet a handsome man, they dreamed of their wedding, and they prayed that they would bear his children. Except apparently being married was not even a requirement as men and women were perfectly able to procreate even outside of wedlock. Why did people then trouble themselves with such complications as was courtship, when all it took was one single night? That she did not understand.
    Because still, all young women yearned for marriage.
    All but one. All but her, it seemed.

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    It had started off simply. Important things often do, whether they are good or bad. Good company, too much wine, and one question. ‘Would you like to draw me?’ It had been more of a challenge than a question, and Benedict could tell by the mischievous glint in his friend's eyes, a certain daring that always spelled trouble.
    Would you like to draw me?
    What a fucking stupid question. There was nothing he would like more.

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    The Bridgertons attend a ball. Two of them kiss a man, one of them likes it, one of them does not.

    Feelings ensue.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    "Anyone who tells you that Hidden Leaf is the nice village is a lying liar who lies."

    The more she sees of the village, the more she hates it. Upon being reborn, a former math major does what she must to protect herself from both the war outside, and the machinations of her own village.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    There's a quote that comes to mind: “Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be.” If they'd been smart, the citizens of Konoha would have realized this. If you call a boy a monster, then a monster he shall be. Natsume has a head full of a past life's knowledge and the sinking realization that in this world, no one will step up to protect him and Naruto. So he learns to do it himself, even if it means staining his hands so Naruto can keep his clean.

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    14 Oct 2025