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“I guess I just didn’t realise you were such a big Coldplay fan.”
There it is. He’s overplayed his hand. Tom turns away, waving his hand dismissively.
“Don’t be absurd, it’s just— It’s—“ He’s physically groping in the air now for the words. “It’s culturally significant, Greg. You don’t like it, you just… You recognise it. Like the local news jingle, or that smell you get in hotel lobbies that’s definitely carcinogenic but kind of reassuring, or— Just shut up.”
“I didn’t say anything!” Greg protests, but he’s still smiling that same self-satisfied grin.
“You looked at me,” Tom says hopelessly. “You gave me that look, that ‘oh wow, Tom’s having emotions’ look. I don’t have emotions, ok? I have investments. And I came here for brand synergy, not for… Melodic catharsis.”
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OR: Tom and Greg are caught kissing on the Coldplay jumbotron. Hilarity ensues. Yes I have briefly forayed out of tomgreg retirement to write this. Yes I had the time of my life lmao.
Bookmarked by cherrygem
20 Jul 2025
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Girl, who d'you think you're lyin' to?
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A short drabble about the concept of sharing pain over a soulmate connection, and why you're probably not gonna get away with lying about it.
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04 Jun 2025
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At the other side of their bond there is a person waiting for him; a boy with a sunny personality and a penchant for mischief, the personification of everything the Lan sect abhors. Lan Wangji learns from early on that nothing good can come out of this, but it seems like Wei Ying is an expert in subverting everything he knows.
A soulmate AU where what you write in yourself appears on your soulmate’s skin.
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Bookmarked by cherrygem
02 Apr 2025
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Stan asked, “What would you say if I told you I got abducted by aliens last night? With Craig, Tweek and Cartman?”
Kyle raised his eyebrows. “I’d say that your wet dreams are getting weirdly specific and you should stop telling me about them.”
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Bookmarked by cherrygem
20 Feb 2025
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Sometimes Stolas forgets what he can't do anyone.
Sometimes it's the simplest thing in the realm to take care of him, but sometimes it's so fucking hard.
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- Part 1 of Whatever Happened to the Mastermind?
Bookmarked by cherrygem
07 Dec 2024

