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    A fully canon-compliant collection of Bonrad's three sex scenes, now complete with a very silly title.

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    January 15, 2017
    For immediate release.
    (English version)

    The Montréal Metros are devastated to announce the unexpected and tragic passing of our beloved captain, Shane Hollander, at the age of 25.

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    or, a canon-divergent au in which shane and rose never met, in epistolary format.

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    28 May 2026

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    Harry Potter spent his eleventh birthday in a cabin on a tiny rock in the middle of the sea, listening to his cousin snore on the couch.

    When a knock sounded on the wind-swept, rain-drenched door, it was not a giant fist (or a half-giant's fist). It was a short sharp rap that sounded once, twice, three times before Minerva McGonagall simply charmed the lock open and stepped inside.

    "Apologies," Minerva said crisply, as Vernon raced out brandishing his rifle and Petunia pulled Dudley up off the couch and behind her. "I wasn't sure you could hear me over the weather.” The rain fell down behind the professor in a roar. She was perfectly dry.

    Minerva fished in her pocket without looking, because the only things allowed in her pockets were only ever exactly what she needed. “I've come to deliver this," she said, pulling out a letter and handing it to Harry, who was cross-legged on the floor, "because our owl post seems to have been unable to get through.”

    “And I've come to deliver this," she added, pulling out a second letter, "because Hogwarts by-laws require a professor to hand-deliver acceptance letters to Muggleborn families for their explanation and comfort."

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    28 May 2026

  3. Rec 25

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    At thirty-one, Conrad is now one of the best in the country at what he does, a miniaturist, an architect of smallness. There are pieces of his in two different museums she's heard of, and he hasn't taken on a commission in ten months by choice. But he hasn't turned down this one.

    (there is no summer house. only a dollhouse.)

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    23 May 2026

  4. Rec 30

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    How funny, is Samira's first thought. She'd thought the odds were in her favor.

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    11 May 2026

  5. Rec 38

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    “You can’t be mad at a bird for being hungry.”

    “No,” he grins sharply, and Alina swallows something thick down her throat, big eyes blinking up to her therapist. He looks huge like this, shrouded by light enough that makes his expression shadowy, a filter of a man. “You can’t.”

    “So what’s the lesson? I should be more than what I am?”

    “I think, if you’re tired of being pecked at,” he hums, thumb sliding up her chin to brush the height of her lips, lightly. “You should endeavor to be less edible, little worm.”

    Alina is seeing a therapist, who encourages her to be her worst self. In fact — maybe he needs it.

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    23 Apr 2026