chairotheidiot
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Lia’s Payjay Fics! <3 by TallLiar
Fandom Hollow Knight (Video Games), Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
- General Audiences, Teen And Up Audiences
- Major Character Death, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
- M/M
- Series in Progress
29 May 2026
- Major Character Death
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- OJ/Paper (Inanimate Insanity)
- OJ & Paper (Inanimate Insanity)
- Knife & OJ (Inanimate Insanity)
- OJ & 3GS (Inanimate Insanity)
- OJ/Paper (One-sided)
- Lifering/Tea Kettle (Inanimate Insanity)
- Lifering & Tea Kettle (Inanimate Insanity)
- Balloon/Suitcase (Inanimate Insanity)
- Balloon & Suitcase (Inanimate Insanity)
- OJ & Candle (Inanimate Insanity)
- Pepper & Salt (Inanimate Insanity)
- OJ & Pickle (Inanimate Insanity)
- Knife & Pickle (Inanimate Insanity)
- OJ & Soap (Inanimate Insanity)
- Cherries & Paper (Inanimate Insanity)
- Cherries & OJ (Inanimate Insanity)
- Paper & Soap (Inanimate Insanity)
- Fan & Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
- Balloon & Nickel (Inanimate Insanity)
- Fan & Paper (Inanimate Insanity)
- OJ & Paintbrush (Inanimate Insanity)
- Paper & Bot (Inanimate Insanity)
- Paper & Pepper (Inanimate Insanity)
- Bot & Paper (Inanimate Insanity)
- Microphone & Soap (Inanimate Insanity)
- Cabby & Paper (Inanimate Insanity)
- Paper & Microphone (Inanimate Insanity)
- Paper & Pickle (Inanimate Insanity)
- Candle & OJ (Inanimate Insanity)
- Candle & Paper (Inanimate Insanity)
- Jack & Paper (Inanimate Insanity)
- OJ (Inanimate Insanity)
- Paper (Inanimate Insanity)
- Taco (Inanimate Insanity)
- MePhone4S (Inanimate Insanity)
- Dough (Inanimate Insanity)
- Marshmallow (Inanimate Insanity)
- Apple (Inanimate Insanity)
- Knife (Inanimate Insanity)
- Salt (Inanimate Insanity)
- MePhone3GS (Inanimate Insanity)
- Fan (Inanimate Insanity)
- Mecintosh (Inanimate Insanity)
- Tissues (Inanimate Insanity)
- Balloon (Inanimate Insanity)
- Paintbrush (Inanimate Insanity)
- Pickle (Inanimate Insanity)
- Nickel (Inanimate Insanity)
- Cabby (Inanimate Insanity)
- Pepper (Inanimate Insanity)
- Microphone (Inanimate Insanity)
- Soap (Inanimate Insanity)
- Cherries (Inanimate Insanity)
- Bomb (Inanimate Insanity)
- Pepper Salt Soap and Balloon r all mentioned once
- Lightbulb (Inanimate Insanity)
- Tea Kettle (Inanimate Insanity)
- Suitcase (Inanimate Insanity)
- Candle (Inanimate Insanity)
- Trophy (Inanimate Insanity)
- Silver Spoon (Inanimate Insanity)
- Box (Inanimate Insanity)
- Magnet (Inanimate Insanity)
- Cheesy (Inanimate Insanity)
- Bow (Inanimate Insanity)
- Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
- Steve Cobs
- Bot (Inanimate Insanity)
- Baxter (Inanimate Insanity)
- Hornet (Hollow Knight)
- Poppy (Inanimate Insanity)
- Groscer (Inanimate Insanity)
- Ballpoint Pen (Inanimate Insanity)
- Baseball (Inanimate Insanity)
- Starfruit (Inanimate Insanity)
- Lifering (Inanimate Insanity)
- Jack (Inanimate Insanity)
- Alternate Universe - Character Swap
- Angst
- Hurt/Comfort
- but the comfort’s only in flashbacks of OJ and his husband
- also OJ and Paper were dating in this
- shoutouts to my beta reader they’re incredibly awesome sauce
- Self-Reflection
- Other Additional Tags to Be Added
- OJ-centric
- Most characters are only mentioned or in flashbacks
- deaths are from S2 EP17
- Oh and also Mic and 3GS (I’m sorry I love them too)
- Hurt No Comfort
- Hanahaki Disease
- Bomb and Cherries are only mentioned sorry gang
- Blood and Injury
- Fluff
- Maybe occasional Hurt/Comfort idk
- that’s literally it read the title
- Objects Are Not Humanized (Object Shows)
- Other characters may be mentioned but they won’t have major roles
- Tooth-Rotting Fluff
- Picnics
- Stargazing
- Yaoi
- Gay
- I love these two can you tell
- Valentine's Day Fluff
- Yes I posted 2 fics about picnics in a row
- Deal With It
- Gardens & Gardening
- Inanimate Insanity Season/Series 02
- Angst with a Happy Ending
- Introspection
- Marriage Proposal
- Not Actually Unrequited Love
- Marriage of Convenience
- Idiots in Love
- I love these two with my entire heart and soul
- Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
- OJ’s crush on Paper is bigger here and we love him for it
- Delusions
- Psychological Trauma
- Fluff and Angst
- Insanity
- Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
- Confusion
- Love
- Love Confessions
- sort of? idk
- Prom
- Slow Dancing
- Yes I made this to cope with TNM6 I am not sorry
- As always everyone other than OJ and Paper r mentioned only
- First Kiss
- Christmas Fluff
- Car Accidents
- Alternate Universe - Fairy Tale
- Alternate Universe - Cinderella (Disney Movies) Fusion
- Rags to Riches
- Happy Ending
- its a Cinderella au what else do you want from me
- everyone is slightly OOC but that’s okay
- Tea Kettle girlie I’m so sorry
- Misunderstandings
- Misgendering
- OJ is too innocent for this world
- all characters past Salt are only mentioned
- Alternate Universe - Time Travel
- but also weirdly canon compliant? but theres no way this actually happens
- Gay Panic
- Internalized Homophobia
- past OJ's going through it man
- Hotel OJ (Inanimate Insanity)
- OJ continues to be a dumbass through all of these chapters
- Alternate Universe - High School
- Friends to Lovers
- Eventual Romance
- but not rlly? only if u squint at the later chapters
- Overthinking
- Texting
- Knife n Cheesy r just mentioned once each in ch2
- Movie Night
- comissioned by coolincollage
- seriously they paid me £10 for ch1
- oh and £15 for ch2
- 3rd chapter was also a bribe of payjay art by my friend
- Episode s02e17-18 Through No Choice of Your Own and Objects in Mirror
- major character death tag is just because if ii17 btw
- Alternate Universe - Ghosts
- Ghost OJ AU
- he died in s1 finale during 4S' speech
- Angst and Hurt/Comfort
- Paper-centric
- everyone other than OJ and Paper only mentioned
- Anniversary
- title from ‘We’ll Meet Again’ by Vera Lynn
- Alternate Universe - Robots & Androids
- Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting
- Implied/Referenced Abuse
- A bunch of other characters are mentioned I cba to list them all rn
- Self-Discovery
- Self-Worth Issues
- Inanimate Insanity Season/Series 03: Inanimate Insanity Invitational
- Inanimate Insanity Season/Series 04
- Paper deserves some comfort after s4 e2 dude
- if ae won't give it to him I will
- Pickle's barely in this and Soap's only mentioned
- idk which it fits more the hurt is pretty light
- Sickfic
- this is months old
- Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
- I mean II is already ‘modern’ but yk they live in a city here and have actual lives
- Crimes & Criminals
- cop x criminal
- Enemies to Lovers
- tbh more like enemies AND lovers
- Opposites Attract
- Love at First Sight
- OJ tries to be in denial and can’t even manage THAT
- opposite of a slowburn
- this shit a bonfire on a runaway bike
- crackfic
- not beta read we die like pale king
- kinda taken seriously? but not really
- this fic isnt going to find the right audience but thats okay
- hope you still get a good chuckle outta it tho
- Fan and Paper brother hc
- god I love sliksong
- Alternate Universe - Fans & Fandom
- Virus
- Computer Viruses
- THIS IS A COMPLETE JOKE
- But kinda sweet at the end??
- crack taken somewhat seriously
- Making Out
- But not described in that much detail lol
- Homophobia
- Trans Male Character
- Except the canon is my own fic lmao
- Murder
- Mild Gore
- Not really? They’re objects but idk…
- Darkfic
- I think dude idk what counts
- Corruption
- If I continue this it’ll be WAY later lol
- AU of an AU
- Mental Instability
- Coping
- Flashbacks
- Suicidal Thoughts
- Pickle our goat thank you
- for trying that is
- Dreams and Nightmares
- Abandonment
- Child Abandonment
- OJ is still an asshole
- Fix-It
- for my own fic lol
- Found Family
- Paper is so forgiving we don’t deserve him
- Dreams
- Pet Names
- Symbolism
- I wrote this to the nurture album by porter robinson
- Alternate Universe - Fantasy
- Idk bro it’s payjay in the hollow knight universe
- if I continue this I’ll probably mention hollow knight characters eventually
- Me and my friends literally just slotted paper and oj into the hk universe
- In fact they’re bugs
- Maybe - Freeform
- this is by far the weirdest tagging I’ve ever done like how do I even tag this
- also silksong spoilers
- Mild Hurt/Comfort
- Unless S4 takes a drastically angsty turn for Paper idk
- Trauma
- I will be shoving in as much payjay as humanly possible
- Yes again
- Blizzards & Snowstorms
- Power Outage
- Alternate Universe - Royalty
- Slow Burn
- (but actually this time)
- basically anyway
- Resistance
- OJ tries to pretend to have a brain
- it doesn’t work on me
- Mild Language
Summary
I think the word count is enough to tell you how insane I am about these two.
This series includes every fic I’ve ever written for them! AUs, fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, and absolutely everything in between.
Even crossover AU shenanigans, more recently... that's where the Hollow Knight tag is from lol
- Words:
- 274,286
- Works:
- 31
- Bookmarks:
- 10
Bookmarked by chairotheidiot
16 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
I LOVE ALL OF THESE SO MUCH I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LO