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    A collection of the explicit fics I've written, complied into a "series" so that I can keep track of everything amongst my other work. Some of them are directly related to Order Abandoned, others are stand alones, and some aren't Star Wars at all.

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  1. Public Bookmark 99

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    He eventually sees them through the cloying haze of body-warm air that’s wrapped itself around the crowd—Richie looks as though he’s attempting to dance with Eddie and force a bit of vodka on him at the same time. Though the bodies around Bill are pressed up tight against one another, everyone’s given the pair a few feet of berth to avoid the thrash of skinny limbs currently engaged in a sort of dance-wrestle. The chatter of his classmates’ voices has melted into an indistinct blanket of noise, but Bill can still make out Richie singing loudly to the music and the shrill tones of an irate Eddie.

    (Alternatively: It's 1992, they're 16, and Richie's been unusually quiet lately)

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    19 Jun 2026

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    “You really missed out, Eds,” Richie says, taking Eddie’s hand. He swings him out at arms length then reels him in again. When they’re back face to face he ducks in to whisper. “I totally woulda given it up if you’d taken me to prom. If you showed up at my front door with a shiny little bowtie and a hypoallergenic boutonniere, I would not have been able to get my white tuxedoed knees on the ground fast enough.”

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Eddie's done a fucking lot of brave things in the past year and a half. He did a lot of brave things in Derry, and then left his wife and started therapy and came to Ben and Bev's wedding even though he's been in love with his best friend for somewhere between six months and thirty years. Even though he knew it'd be fucking hard. He's not sure how many brave things he has left in him.

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    17 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    “You couldn’t stop cursing if your fucking life depended on it, Trashmouth.”

    In attempts to get Richie to swear less, the Losers hold a no-cursing competition. Richie tries to get Eddie out using some methods that are unconventional, to say the least.

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    15 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 96

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    In which Richie's reasonably sure he's stuck in a dead-end job after just four months, his weekends are a bust, and the new guy might be hilariously high-strung but Richie can't stop asking him to hang out and drink his beer and kind of liking him anyway, and. Huh.

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    15 Jun 2026