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Alastor is no fool; he knows exactly where his soul will be going once his clock stops ticking. It’s pointless to argue and, in his opinion, even more pointless to show up empty handed.
He spends progressively more time attempting to contact the other side for some kind of mutually beneficial arrangement, bodies piling up in his wake. While Alastor has never been a stranger to nightmares, the surge of them he experiences with each failed ritual attempt is becoming catastrophic to his ability to function until the only time sleep claims him is by force.
But when those restless nights are replaced with hazy visages of dark hands combing through his hair, petal-soft lips upon his forehead, and the impossible sensation of wings cradling him, he realizes that he has attracted the attention of something much larger than a mere dealmaking demon.
But, Alastor is not a foolish man.
So, when this creature of dreams offers him a deal, what can he do but accept?
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11 Jul 2026
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Since moving more permanently into the hotel, it has become a bit of a habit for Lucifer to spend some time each evening at the bar with Husk. He usually leaves before Angel comes back so they can have their privacy. Tonight he is so fascinted by Husk's stories that he misses his cue to leave. What starts as a mistake turns into a very satisfying encounter.
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- Part 1 of Three Body Problem
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08 Jul 2026
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How to Bag an Angel: Take That, Depression! by Princeliest
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Feb 2024
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It’s been a long time since someone’s actually had the balls to hit on Lucifer, and with all the redeeming that’s been going around like a particularly virulent cold, it suddenly doesn’t seem like such a bad idea to take up Angel Dust’s professional, no-strings-attached offer of a fun time! How else is a demon supposed to work out some post-battle tension after a nearly decade-long dry spell, huh?
Unfortunately for Lucifer, he forgot that his brain makes any form of intimacy a PVP activity with friendly fire permanently enabled.
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07 Jul 2026
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( aka "Moocifer: The Fanfic" )
Alastor never wanted a farm. So, after obtaining one in a poker match, he plans on simply flipping the property and selling it for a bit of profit.
Until he realizes the farm came with a cute, small, pink-spotted holstaur. Plans now drastically different, Alastor needs to make a bit of money to keep the farm afloat... and his new cow is willing to provide~
(EACH CHAPTER COMES WITH ART!)
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07 Jul 2026
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Lucifer was a cursed creature.
That wasn’t just him feeling sorry for himself either. It was one of those fixed points of the universe.
The sun would rise in the east, set in the west, and the Star of Morning was cursed.
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05 Jul 2026