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Sitting alone in the pantry with his hand as his only companion was a poor substitute for the kinds of things Sanji used to get up to. And that shitty green haired swordsman kept interrupting his alone time.
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Sanji thinks Zoro is a monk who doesn't know what sex is but somehow manages to keep finding him at inopportune moments. Zoro thinks Sanji is too worked up by his sexual frustration and offers to be the solution.
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27 Jun 2026
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“I need a date.”
Sanji’s head bats back and forth between the kitchen and the galley. He’s got Zoro pressed up against a wall, forcefully, unlike whatever song and dance Zoro was playing with the rando outside. Sanji fists Zoro’s long coat and looks him dead in the eyes. Well, eye.
Zoro blinks owlishly at him, the vein clear on his forehead for all of a second while he processes Sanji’s declaration. “You want to date me?”
“What? No—” Sanji could vomit from the absurdity. He’s one step away from strangling Zoro with his own haramaki. His cheeks burn, and even he knows how stupid he sounds, but there isn’t a universe out there that exists where he sounds dumber than Mosshead. So, his jaw tightens. “If we do this, I need a date.”
“Okay,” Zoro says, “so, like, a fluffer—?”
“NO!”
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Zoro says they can fuck around so long as they don't make it weird. They both, of course, proceed to make it weird.
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- Part 1 of that frou frou shit
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07 Jun 2026
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“I’m Zuko,” he introduces himself while taking vitals. “I’m going to be your nurse this evening.”
“You’re not a doctor?” Sokka cocks his head.
“Afraid not,” Zuko is on autopilot at this point; if he doesn’t hear that at least once per shift, then it isn’t a real shift.
“Oh. That was probably an annoying thing to assume. Guy nurses are cool, too.”
OR: Zuko is an ER nurse and becomes increasingly concerned about the handsome guy who frequents the emergency room just a touch too often.
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17 May 2026
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Luffy had never known that there was such a thing as "good sex" and "bad sex," and the more he learned that his experiences aren't universal, the more curious he becomes.
He wants what Sanji and Zoro have together, he thinks.
But only if he can have it with Torao.
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08 May 2026
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“What the fuck happened?”
“You forgot how to duck, dumbass.”
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08 May 2026
