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Alhaitham wants to be more physically involved in his arrangement with Kaveh, and has acquired the means to do so…but it might take more than that for him to truly feel satisfied with their relationship.
Alhaitham holds up the synthetic dick for Kaveh to see. “I—”
“Oh!” Kaveh’s eyebrows lift in surprise. “You know, Alhaitham, you should give a man some warning before you whip out your dick like that.”
“I was thinking of using this during sex. Will that work?”
“Huh? Oh, uh, yes.” Kaveh wets his lips. “That absolutely works.” His eyes briefly flick downward to Alhaitham’s groin before returning to his face. “If—if you’re comfortable being that involved, that is. Something like this would definitely require more, um…physicality.”
Yes, it would, Alhaitham thinks, a bit peeved. That’s the point.
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23 Jun 2026
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Kaveh is tired of having bad one-night stands, and Alhaitham is tired of hearing about them—which begins to make him wonder if he should try taking matters into his own hands.
“Don’t sell yourself short, Kaveh,” Alhaitham says. “I’m sure the men you sleep with are quite complimentary when they talk about you to others.”
“They’d better be,” Kaveh mutters, arms crossed. “But no amount of compliments will make up for the complete insult to my ass. You probably haven’t noticed, Alhaitham, but I happen to have an exceptional one, and it’s a total waste for it to be unused and unappreciated.”
Heat flares in Alhaitham’s face. “Oh,” he says, “I’ve noticed.”
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23 Jun 2026
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Architects and Sex Spores Don't Mix by Marastricken
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
04 Jul 2023
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Kaveh is on his way home when he encounters a very strange mushroom following him home. Ever the altruist, Kaveh takes pity on the poor thing and gives it a pat on the head. One thing leads to another, and suddenly he finds himself coated in a dusting of spores with his hands down his pants outside his house, given specific instructions to not interact with Alhaitham.
Do either of them heed this warning? No. They don't.
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23 Jun 2026
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Putting the Physical in Physical Therapy by kittykatara
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Apr 2025
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Kaveh is the head architect at a major firm, but when his wrists start cracking nonstop as he’s sketching out his designs in the office, his boss forces him to see a physical therapist. He reluctantly sets up an appointment with a doctor at a small clinic who, much to Kaveh’s chagrin, ends up being far more than he bargained for in every way possible.
“No designs, no sketching,” Alhaitham muttered exasperatedly. “Is my instruction that difficult to follow?”
Kaveh shot him a petulant glare. “Sorry, doctor - let me just call up the kids I'm building the orphanage for and tell them to get fucked because I'm too concerned about my limp ass wrists.”
Instead of getting annoyed at Kaveh's snappy tone, Alhaitham responded in equal measure, matching his snark with aggravating ease. “Sounds reasonable to me.”
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21 Jun 2026
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AITA for allowing my broke friend to live in my house for discounted rent? by relationshipcrimes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
18 May 2023
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If Reddit existed in Teyvat, here would be a post by throwaway account u/mirrors893282.
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20 Jun 2026