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Nico: JENSON THE FIRST EVER DRIVER TO PRESS THE DRS BUTTON
Nico: what in the actual everlasting fuck is going on
Nico: why does Seven Time World Champion Sir Lewis Hamilton think I'm dating you?????
Asshole: NEWS FLASH!!!!
Asshole: YOU AND I HAVE BEEN DATING FOR SOME TIME!!! HIPP HIPP HURRAY!!
Asshole: please don't kill me?
Asshole: Seb might've had too much wine
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25 Jun 2026
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Literally made me laugh out loud at 2 am like a psycho and now I haven't been able to stop thinking about this fic even over a week later. At this point inject it straight into my soul, thx.
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A Dish Best Served Sweet by BuggreAlleThis
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
06 May 2026
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Mo Ran's best friend (and crush) Shi Mei is suddenly transferring from Sisheng University, and Mo Ran is devastated. But when Shi Mei tells him that the reason he's leaving is because his doctoral supervisor came onto him, Mo Ran's heartbreak turns to rage.
He's not even surprised. Former child prodigy Chu Wanning might seem as pure as driven snow, but no one is that monomaniacally ethical, that scrupulously altruistic, without hiding some big secret.
Then, with his parting words, Shi Mei ruefully says that he might be believed if Chu Wanning had been inappropriate with some other student too... and Mo Ran has a brilliant idea.
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02 Jun 2026
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Sieun’s stomach flips curiously. He ignores it. “I don’t really have a big appetite,” he says, a well-practiced lie.
or: wanting is wanting, and having is having, and Sieun has learned a long time ago that for him there will never be much of an overlap.
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02 Jun 2026
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Dance in the Dusk by sareyen
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Jun 2026
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“You don’t even count as human, and you still want to become an immortal? You’ve missed the optimal time to begin cultivating – what can you become? Even if you muddle along with him, that charlatan Wu Yanzi, he isn’t even guaranteed to want you.”
Shen Jiu growled, wrenching out of Qiu Jianluo’s grip to hurl an ink stone at him. He missed.
Shen Jiu saw the change in Qiu Jianluo’s face instantly, the man’s hand rising up and blocking out the glow of candlelight. His towering shadow was Qiong Qi given flesh.
Shen Jiu’s body froze instinctively as he readied himself for a blow.
But it never came, because when Shen Jiu managed to look up, all he could see was a man’s broad back swathed in black robes, his grip tight around Qiu Jianluo’s wrist.
“Qiu-gongzi, what could ever make you think that a charlatan like me wouldn’t want this boy as his disciple?”
Or: Shen Yuan transmigrates into Wu Yanzi’s body and gets followed around by a feral teenager called Shen Jiu… who is kind of obsessed with him.
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02 Jun 2026
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Kim Soyong and Jang Bong-hwan are the same soul reincarnated. On the same night, 170 years apart, they both drown. That’s when things get weird.
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02 Jun 2026