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    A series of fics in which Lan Wangji, Wei Wuxian, and Lan Sizhui are (even more) explicitly a family, with all that entails and could change.

    Title from “The Challenge” from Epic the Musical

    (A spin-off with Extra Wangxian Babies now found here)

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    Given Ilya and Shane's history, they should be able to handle a few weeks apart. So when Ilya was out with an injury and Shane needed to head back on the road, they would cope. Shane would be occupied with adjusting to his new team and Ilya would be occupied with twitter and the trials and tribulations of British Bakers.

    And they would be just so normal about it. Obviously.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    A few months after the FanMail incident, Yuna Hollander decides to do what she does best. With the added benefit of having another son to lovingly manage, of course. The internet, unsurprisingly, loses its shit.

    Or, Shane and Ilya go on the press run to end all press runs, courtesy of Yuna Hollander.

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    20 Jun 2026

  3. Rec 43

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    It was almost a week later that Lan Zhan looked up to see a headline splashed across the paper Lan Huan was reading at the breakfast table declaring the mysterious death of one Mao Tian, a resident on the eighth floor of the high-rise where Lan Zhan had met Wei Ying. The accompanying picture was of the rude elevator-man. The murder happened the same day Lan Zhan had been there, maybe while he was in the building.

    It was over a year later that Lan Zhan learned Wei Ying’s true purpose in the building that day and that he had deliberately detoured from his mission of murdering—assassinating—a corrupt accountant who had been laundering millions of tax payer dollars and funneling them into the offshore accounts of a major crime and drug syndicate. Lan Zhan was flattered in a guilty, stomach-twisting kind of way that Wei Ying had been so enthralled with him from that first moment to allow himself to be so distracted.

    The knowledge didn’t make the fact that Wei Ying was now dead any easier to live with.

    For nearly ten years, Lan Wangji believed his lover and the father of his child was dead.

    Then, the impossible happened.

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    20 Jun 2026

  4. Rec 42

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    The threat of the Wen rebellion against the throne is increasing, and the nation's war hero Hanguang-jun has gone missing. But Wei Wuxian is focused on problems closer to home: fighting to keep the family farm after his parents died and take care of his adorable little brother A-Yuan.

    One night while walking back home, he literally stumbles on an injured man lying on the ground and brings him home. Lan Zhan has been ambushed by bandits, and is left without any proof of his identity or legal status. Marrying someone who you just rescued from near-death is unusual, but it allows Wei Wuxian to keep his property and gives Lan Zhan the right to stay in Yiling. The problem is, both Wei Wuxian and Lan Zhan have secrets they're keeping, and neither of them expected to fall in love.

    What began as a chance meeting in the snow becomes a love story that will change the fate of the nation.

    OR pursuit of jade meets MDZS (no knowledge needed of the TV show)

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    20 Jun 2026

  5. Rec 22

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    While alone in a hotel room last year, Shane watched a 60 Minutes episode about a woman who had lost her face in an animal attack. At the point in the interview when the woman lifted her veil, Shane wanted to look away, but then felt ashamed at his inability to tolerate a picture on a screen. He regretted it immediately.

    The image had stuck with him for days afterward, flashing whenever he closed his eyes. As the memory made itself known at inconvenient times, the intense wrongwrongwrong sensation did not get better. If anything, it got worse as his mind warped the image into something more and more horrifying, especially in his dreams.

    Shane felt the same when he saw a person without a daemon. That was magnified tenfold when he saw Ilya Rozonov in the same state.

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    When Ilya’s soul is ripped away, Shane does his best to pick up the pieces.

    Love may not be enough to save the world, but it sure helps make it worth saving.

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    20 Jun 2026