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    The Long Con by

    Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)  

    22 Dec 2025

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    Richie’s eyes gleamed behind his thick lenses. This was the look. The 'Trashmouth' look. "We could get the good stuff, Eds. The top-shelf scotch. The molten lava cake that takes twenty minutes to prep. We could get it all if you just looked like you liked me for five minutes."

    My heart did a weird, uncomfortable flip-flop. "No. Absolutely not. That is fraud, Richie. It’s unethical. It’s a violation of the social contract. What if they ask for ID? What if they have a registry? And besides, the germs on a shared 'celebratory' plate—"

    "The world is a stage, Eddie my love," Richie interrupted, his voice already shifting into a low, theatrical croon. "And we are but humble actors providing dinner theater in exchange for a service fee. Think of the dessert as our commission for a stellar performance."

     

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    Five times Richie and Eddie pretended to be married to get free stuff, and one time it was real.

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    29 Mar 2026

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    Dead Wrong by

    Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)  

    16 Mar 2026

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    July 2001: it’s the first time Eddie’s seen Richie in a miserable eight months, and he’s acting weird as fuck.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    Men of Fall by for Miniatures

    Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)  

    14 Sep 2019

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    Do you remember? He watches his own hand slide closer along the armrest. Do memories transfer by touch, in this fucked-up magic town? Remember, Richie, please, and tell me I wasn’t imagining things.

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    six more weeks of summer by

    Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)  

    19 Jul 2021

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    His name was Richie “Trashmouth” Tozier. He was thirteen years old and he lived in Derry, Maine. His best friends were Stan Uris, Eddie Kaspbrak, and Will Denbrough. His dad was a dentist and his mom wished he’d been born a girl.

    All of this felt true, more or less. Like it could’ve happened before.

    Or, Richie gets caught in the Deadlights and cycles through the different scripts written for IT (2017).

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    05 Jun 2025

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    Crosseyed & Painless by

    Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)  

    10 Sep 2024

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    Winter 1993: between being grounded for a month, Bill roping him in on his super 8 werewolf movie and Eddie getting a girlfriend, Richie’s one step away from blowing his fucking stack.

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    15 Apr 2025