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Dirk Strider moves in with his best friend and secret crush Caliborn after his bf died in afganistan going to war and then one night caliborn gets drunk and then....find out!!!
(Or: Retelling of House of Gold I took way to seriously and now have to live with)
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Konrad may be muscular, strong, and bigger than Damivah ever could be, but the man is pure of heart, unable to do harm. At least, that's what Damivah considers to be the truth.
After noticing something almost horrifying, Konrad attempts to confront Damivah. Damivah comes to realize that his thoughts may have been wrong all along.
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Burger King, Lady and the Tramp, and International Love: A Life by canadophile
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
24 Nov 2025
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A new Burger King has sprung up in a small Siberian town. Ivan has decided to check it out, but he decides to bring a "friend". That "friend" is Tolys. Cue weird scenario.
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- Part 1 of The Great Burger King Collection
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Francis is facing the fact that his empire is soon to fall, while Arthur is facing the fact that he might get the upper hand for once. Arthur is not the best person to give that kind of ego boost.
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this git cracks... plants? by orphan_account, osteonecrosis (canadophile) for cmdcmd
Fandoms: OFF (Game)
17 Nov 2025
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this was written after friend of ours introduced us to off for the first time. and we played the game and read it outloud it was very fun. Ok thnks
something serious is coming soon eye emoji
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The Great Burger King Collection by canadophile
Fandom Hetalia (Anime & Manga), Homestuck
24 Nov 2025
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jesus x obama by canadophile, lovelinkz, orphan_account, osteonecrosis (canadophile), snokat007
Fandom Among Us (Video Game), Christian Bible, House GC, Original Work, Political RPF, your mom lmao
17 Nov 2024
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Quantum Starwalker by faeriecore for FallingAstronauts, lamehq
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), The Gray Man (2022)
15 Jun 2026
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The Hail Mary has been shot out into the depths of the infinite void of space to search for an answer that may not even be there. Aboard, the three crew members lay in stasis as the ship hurtles like an arrow towards a distant star, with no hope of return, but a desperate hope to make things right.
At home, two brothers are left in sudden and violent grief. A woman grapples with whether or not she made the right decision. The world strains and suffers under the weight of the coming Fimbulwinter.
And then one of the beetles returns.
Thirteen years early.
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14 Jun 2026
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I'll Shine For You by FretCore
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, La La Land (2016)
07 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace had never intended to fall in love. In fact, for most of his life, he wasn’t even sure if he was capable of it.
Sebastian Wilder had never given up on falling in love. It had happened once before. The best and most painful time of his life.
When these two meet, a chance encounter, or perhaps fate. There's something between them.
A connection.
A spark.Bookmarked by canadophile
31 May 2026
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Life goes on, even as the world ends and begins again.
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20 May 2026
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The Scientific Method by Quarfield
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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Spraying chlorine gas into your best friend's cloaca. Just another freaking Friday night.
46 years really does a number on a guy. Grace is about to find out how, whether he likes it or not.
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- Part 2 of Sol's PHM fics
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18 May 2026
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Big Enough For Two by sleepychipper
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, Dangan Ronpa Series
18 May 2026
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Mondo is supposed to be going home for winter break. But, when Daiya calls him up and says there's been a change of plans, Mondo is forced to stay at Kiyotaka's house.
Just one thing... Taka hasn't actually told his dad that he has a boyfriend, let alone that he's the leader of the infamous Crazy Diamonds.
And now Mondo's stuck in the guy's house for six weeks.
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It's the next year, and Mondo has made certain that he can go back to Daiya's house this winter. However, Kiyotaka gets a call from his father, and can no longer go back to his own house for the holidays.
He'll need to stay with Mondo and Daiya for the winter. But hey, it can't be as bad as last year was, right?
...Right?
(This work is mostly hurt/comfort, there is smut but it's not the main focus lol.)
Bookmarked by canadophile
03 Apr 2026