califmole
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Knowing is only half the battle.
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A Human Conceit by califmole
Fandoms: Dresden Files - Jim Butcher, Dresden Files - All Media Types
09 Feb 2012
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Written for the kink meme prompt: Someone, preferably not Harry, maybe Kincaid or Gard, informs Marcone, "Consent is a vanilla mortal issue." Non-con implied.
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Tech Support by califmole
Fandoms: Dresden Files - Jim Butcher, Dresden Files - All Media Types
12 Apr 2011
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John Benedict (aka Johnny Marcone) is ComputerCottage's newest service technician. Harry Dresden is his most challenging customer.
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Betrayed by califmole
Fandoms: Dresden Files - Jim Butcher, Dresden Files - All Media Types
10 Apr 2011
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An injured Dresden unwittingly reveals a piece of his past.
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Family Comes First by califmole
Fandoms: Dresden Files - Jim Butcher, Dresden Files - All Media Types
04 Apr 2011
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At a funeral for one friend, John Marcone discovers that another is still very much among the living.
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Operation O Canada, or The Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 May 2026
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“Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”
“Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”
Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.
In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.
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- Part 1 of Operation O Canada
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20 Jul 2026
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They may not have any idea how to do it, but there’s no way in hell the Montreal Metros are going to risk losing their Captain to a more accepting team. Full of determination, grit, open hearts, and absolutely no savvy, this team is going to learn how to be allies, come hell or high water.
Hayden: did anyone do the optional inclusivity training last season?
J.J. Boizeau: no
Lawrence Olsson: no
Gilbert Comeau: no
Petro Andropov: no
Matty Wilson: no
Cam Stedlund: no
Albert Schneider: no
Aleks Miitka: no
Georges Gagnon: no
Patrice Drapeau: no
Hayden: excellent, we’re nailing this so far- Language:
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20 Jul 2026
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tired even for a phoenix by blue_llama (kensington_and_cleo)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Apr 2026
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Abandoned in Privet Drive the summer after fourth year, Harry discovers a new ability. This, plus his accidental expulsion from Hogwarts, will lead to changes once he returns to school.
A resorting fic.
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13 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
interesting take on the Harry abandoned over summer after 4th year, understandably angry, resorted Slytherin.
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Once upon a time, a lonely girl met an abused boy. She gave him a birthday card, he gave her Pixie Stix, and they gave each other confidence. Then they met a stray dog and learned of another world, the sort of world that swallowed brilliant girls and orphan boys whole and left only the bones.
And they decided to Kick. Its. Ass.
They also kind of got engaged, but they'll sort that out later.
(Now a full canon rewrite with 90% less angst and at least 200% more chaos. Highlights include accidental kidnappings, intentional kidnappings, glitterpigs, eldritch horrors, tooth-rotting fluff, bad-ass children, a handful of competent adults, unexpected medieval weaponry, misuse of household cleaning charms & equipment, and unsupervised Lovegoods.)
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05 Dec 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Awesome story, Harry is going to be a pirate wizard (if Hermione doesn't conquer the world first).
thru ch 56
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Black is the Night Until the Stars Gather by Scorpio_Darkstar
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jun 2026
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What if Hermione Granger worked to free Sirius Black in the immediate events following third year? What if she enlisted the help of the Malfoy family? What if it uncovered more than she was bargaining for?